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Snow: Fun for a while but fundamentally boring... cold, and abrasive if you accidentally "face-plant" in it while skiing. Ho-hum...
But wait! Here at the winter resort of Mount Slurpee we have sprayed the snow with colouring and flavouring agents, so you can go out into the snow and select the Slurpee
flavour of your choice... blackberry, banana, ginger beer... you name it.
No kids allowed on the Margarita Run. The Strawberry Daiquiri Snowboarding course tickets are almost impossible to get. And, of course, the Apfelschnapps Mogul Course is only open on really cold days.
There's even a prize for the lucky individual who finds the tiny patch of Habanero Chili Slurpee that we hide on the mountain every year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah... don't eat the yellow snow. Yada, yada.
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Sticky, but a sweet idea. |
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But I like my margaritas on the rocks. |
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//Someone handing you margaritas// Won't the salt melt the snow? |
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No. The margarita would have to be very very salty before it would melt that much snow. |
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<Biffing your shit on ice can be fun even if it's plain.> |
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Yummy rainbow mountain. Yay! |
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That's pretty much what I had in mind, [wags] |
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...and Nizwad's concerns are washed away in a haze of glory as I spin down Margarita mountain. big fat bun. |
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Of course, you'll be awfully cold after eating that snow. We have mountains of Kransky und Sauerkraut waiting for you when you come in. |
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