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Mouse Riding
One-handed, adrenalin-filled action for desk jockeys with flexibility, coordination and fast reflexes | |
At the front of the powered mouse are two sharp horns. In between is a braided cord to be twisted around the index finger. Thumb and ring finger spur rings are optional.
At random intervals, the mouse will suddenly start to buck, spin, rear back and jump from side to side. Holding the mouse button
down for eight seconds can earn you passing points. Keeping your pinkie in the air and use of the spurs improves your score.
If your hand gets thrown off, stay clear of the gouging horns and kicking ball.
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And I thought this was going to be about, well you know...er..mouse riding. |
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I tried not to - but you won - and I laughed. You got a flakey roll. |
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Spurs, mousies, pinkie points...+ |
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"I'm afraid I'll have to take the rest of the day off sick, boss. I've had a bad fall on my index finger." |
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<off topic> I want to know what happened to the "Low Ink Warning" idea. </off topic> |
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It was there earlier when I posted a link to a 29 cent transparent Bic pen. |
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Yeah. Good sense of smell. Sigh. Oh well. |
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Look in the mirror to see the rodeo clown. |
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I love the finger spurs. Yeeee-haw! |
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Here's a bun to feed your mouse. + |
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Even without the horns, it would be nifty if your mouse could occasionally wander about the desk by itself. |
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