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Movie President Of USA

Elect a Movie President of USA.
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Why dont the Hollywood Movie Industry keep elections on who shall be the official "Movie President of USA" This mean that the one who is elected will act as the President of USA in all the movies being made in his period. (Lets say the period will be a year or two.) Imagine known and unknown actors competing in this race. They will all campaign on TV, and since all the known actors already have the attention of the media, they will have an easy way of getting their message out to the public. If an outsider is getting a lot of votes, then this will attract the medias attention and help him/her in his/hers career. Keep an election like the Oscars , and this will be a big event? Let people vote on the internet.
autark, Jan 19 2001

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       Yeah.
iuvare, Jan 19 2001
  

       How would anyone tell the difference between this and the regular election campaigns? Perhaps campaign advertisements could carry a "Simulated Candidate" disclaimer (and perhaps a "don't try this at home" warning).
sirrobin, Jan 24 2001
  

       Could you cope with Arnie as president in all movies for a 2 year period?
calum, Jan 25 2001
  

       Could you cope with King Bush II for at least four years of real life?
sirrobin, Jan 25 2001
  

       Over the holiday vacation I was forced to watch 'West Wing' episodes that a friend had been taping for months. Now, much against my wishes, I have become a big fan of this fantastically written show.   

       This made me consider the possible candidacy of Martin Sheen as president. I suspect that his actual politics aren't that far removed from the character he plays. Besides, several years of playing the president is probably good training for the actual job.   

       The American public (of which I have very little faith in) would probably jump at the idea because Sheen's is a widely recognized face, has name recognitian, many probably already think that he already is the president, and any population that can elect a former heavy-weight wrestler to office is either easily swayed by 'non-political' criteria , or just too stupid to know better. Besides, he could easily beat Bush.
RobGraham, Jan 25 2001
  

       This election would be easily distinguished from real elections, as this one would be entirely superficial and devoid of any meaningless discussion of the issues at hand; would involve political conventions catered to television broadcast, rather than development of a party platform; and candidates would employ heavily scripted and formulaic stump speeches after having been coached on how to act "presidential."   

       Oh, right.   

       RobGraham: I seem to remember Martin Sheen being involved in some anti-militarization protests, which would more or less sink his chances.   

       I think I'd really like to see the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences act as an electoral college.
francois, Jan 25 2001
  

       I think Mr. Sheen's politics are considerably left of Jed Bartlet's. Also, like most actors, Martin Sheen is much shorter than most successful presidential candidates, and I think this is not a trivial matter.   

       Besides, as I repeatedly told my wife during the real election, what we want is not Martin Sheen nor even Jed Bartlet for (real) President, but West Wing's writers. And even then, we'd need The Future to be considerably more submissive to these writers than she's been to writers in the past.   

       Back to the original idea, I guess Martin Sheen would be okay as a movie President (especially if he got to keep his writers), but there are other actors with more presidential bearing.
beauxeault, Jan 25 2001
  

       I think it was Billy Crystal who said "I would vote for Warren Beatty for President for one reason.....Vice President Jack Nicholson."
blahginger, Jan 27 2001
  

       A few weeks ago Charlie Sheen was hosting SNL, in his opening monologue/skit a member of the audience asked 'Do you think you would ever want to follow in your fathers footsteps and play the President of the United States?' to which he replied: 'I don't know...I've done cocaine, I've been arrested, I'm not too smart...no-one would believe I could play the President of the United States.'
blahginger, Jan 27 2001
  

       I think the real president should have to play the president in all movies set in his time period. And he should not be given a script, he should just react as himself to all events happening around him. That way we could really see what the president we have elected (or not elected, as the case may be...) is made of.   

       (it would also encourage Hollywood screenwriters to challenge him in various provocative ways...I'm liking this idea a lot...)
globaltourniquet, Apr 14 2001
  

       Stanley Anderson played the President twice (in Armageddon and The Rock) in two years. Coincidentally, they were also both Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay movies, and he also delivers a "This operation is hopefully gonna be a success but it could go wrong so I'm being sombre"-type speech in both both!   

       You may remember him as Drew Carey's dad from that show, or the judge from the last episode of Seinfeld.
mrkillboy, Apr 26 2001
  

       I thought you guys baked this one with Reagan?
UnaBubba, Apr 26 2001
  

       Can we do this in the UK please? I think President/King Vinnie Jones, Alan Rickman, Ewan MacGregor, or (the ultimate..!) Richard Attenborough, would seriously kick ass, as you Americans say. Queens are a little harder to come by. Couldn't have Catherine Zeta Jones, because then the Amerians would think they'd taken us over by marrying us. Oh, just thought of a bad one. President/King Hugh Grant. Bad idea. Would Elton John be a King or a Queen (see "Neo-Socratic Government")   

       And we'd all still be able to laugh at Belgium: King Jean-Claude Van Damme meets President Arnie for a summit meeting... President Gerard Depardieu pops in from France carrying the garlic and croissants...! King Roberto 'Life is Beautiful' Benigni does the stand up comedy in their coffee break. Fantastic.
lewisgirl, Apr 30 2001
  

       Arnie (assuming you mean he of the Schwarzenegger persuasion) is Austrian (by birth), but that is certainly not a good enough reason not to laugh at Belgians.
angel, Apr 30 2001
  

       I thought he was an American citizen now? Isn't he running for Governor of California or something? To the Belgium question I will add Hercule Poirot, the European Union, and sprouts.
lewisgirl, Apr 30 2001
  

       I'm sure you're correct on Arnie's current nationality - I said 'by birth'.
It says a lot about Belgium that its most famous native (the afore-mentioned Poirot) is fictitious. Incidentally, although Belgium has a king, he is not the king of Belgium. For some bizarre reason, he is referred to as the 'King of the Belgians'. Even the people who live there don't know where it is.
And I'm with you all the way on sprouts and the EU. To paraphrase Marx, 'The world would be a better place for children if the parents had to eat the sprouts'.
angel, Apr 30 2001
  

       I'm not sure who would win the election for Movie President, but I do know that Kevin Bacon would always be elected to a staff position. It just seems right, dammit.
Wondertoad, May 01 2001
  

       How about Prime Minister Paul Shaffer?
globaltourniquet, May 01 2001
  

       I'd say Val Kilmer or Brad Pitt could be president as long as Val Kilmer stayed in character as Doc Holiday and Brad Pitt stayed in character as Tyler Derdon. We need a no nonsense president, not some pansy ass like Martin Sheen.
talamunda, Jul 12 2001
  

       I think Reba McIntire (sp?) could play Dubya.
mrthingy, Jan 30 2003
  

       *votes in lewisgirl as the prophetess of the month, and Lloyd Bridges for candidate. Kevin Bacon would be excellent in the DoD or State Dept. After all, he has all of those connections...
RayfordSteele, Oct 13 2003
  

       Lloyd Bridges is died in 1998, though.   

       Some have pointed out that two of the cast of "Predator" have been elected to state governorships so far (Jesse Ventura in Minnesota, Arnold in California), so the rest of that cast should be a gold mine for candidates. (WTAGIPBAN)
krelnik, Oct 14 2003
  
      
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