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Rather than waste money on pykrete installations or other substances that require massive energy to solidify them, why not go for the better specific heat and reflective properties of a white emulsion ?
Re-covering or rebuilding the poles with icecream seems like an eminently sensible solution.
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definite side benefit is that come overwhelming global warming or cooling we would have already stockpiled edible energy.
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The North Pole could be marked with a giant 99 flake |
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What about the raspberry sauce ? |
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The polar bears would get fat and lazy. |
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[8th], just club some baby seals and pretend. |
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Actually, it would be very confusing if both poles had to be renamed Sundae. |
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The additives issue is a complex one. Polar ripples or sprinkles could adversly affect solar absorption and precipitate dessertification of the worlds oceans. That said, to support icecream diversity the extra refrigeration resources should be found to preserve enclaves like Little Napoli or Chunky Monkey Island. |
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