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Murder at Murder Mystery Weekend

Commit a real murder at a Murder Mystery Weekend
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If you wanted to bump someone off, or just indulge in the god-like power over life and death, the ideal place to do it would be at a Murder Mystery Weekend.

Once the act was done, a considerable amount of chaos will reign, with the game's participants unable to determine whether a real murder occurred or not, or who is or isn't a qualified police officer or detective, enabling you to make your escape. Furthermore, far from being reliable witnesses, the amateur sleuths will more likely enthuse over fantastical theories based on sleuthing franchises rather than useful criminology techniques. Even if the crime was committed in plain sight, witnesses will adamantly direct attention to the least likely suspect.

TheBamforth, Nov 19 2016

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       Brilliant [+]
8th of 7, Nov 19 2016
  

       Murder is pretty harsh. But I could vote for this if you change it to actually farting at the Who Farted Mystery Weekend. Considerable amounts of chaos would reign because multiple individuals might be farting at once. OR MIGHT THEY???
bungston, Nov 19 2016
  

       // Murder is pretty harsh. //   

       Obviously you've never met Sturton.
8th of 7, Nov 19 2016
  

       [8th], Sturton is downcast and, frankly, dejected at your perpetual comments. He's done his best to make amends for the clay pigeon/Perry Como Collection error. Can't you two let bygones be bygones?
MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 19 2016
  

       Another great idea. This one is very, very, very good. In a halfbaked sort of World.
blissmiss, Nov 19 2016
  

       // clay pigeon/Perry Como Collection error. //   

       We thought they were a bit smaller than we expected, and they shattered in an odd way ...   

       It was just silly, cruel and pointless - all that ammunition wasted on nothing more than a bunch of moulded clay saucers. The disappointment was awful.   

       We have modified the trap so that it can only be loaded with 45's and 33's (both LP and EP), but somehow the hurt isn't going away.   

       Besides, his idea of "amends" is a little too unconventional even for our tastes. We appreciate the thought, but it's not fair to the cuttlefish.
8th of 7, Nov 19 2016
  
      
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