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Anatomically correct, very lifelike traffic control marker devices in the form of male and female catwalk models, standing along the roadside wherever it is desired that you should slow down.
Some of them simply stand in bored poses, holding signs that say SLOW or DETOUR; others sway and sashay in
time to music only dogs can hear, pointing to the next turn or motioning you to slow down.
Very heavy, to prevent theft by perverted drivers.
Naked Traffic Warden Models
http://www.speedbandits.dk/
Certainly slows them down... (and if you're Halfbaking at work, we did mention "naked") [DrCurry, Dec 26 2008]
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Despite the fact that this would certainly cause more accidents than it would prevent, I can't help but approve. |
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how about a version that is weighted at the
bottom only. I remember a clown plastic blowup
punching doll. it would wobble but not fall down. .
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mate that, as a single traffic control device unit,
to one of those POS attention getter advirt fan
driven blowed up ( or continually being in a
process of being blown-up ) clowning antics that fractal out as if dancing, laughing or a drunkard-
epileptic |
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this sexy model would bend over for a reeal rubber
necking peek-up-skirt ( sorry gays and straight
ladies ) |
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Best laugh I've had alllllll year. +++++++++++++++
Thanks bubs! |
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whats the world worried about: un-green
thinkers, yucky deadly water supplies for poor
villages, bug spray and 'nets' , terrorizing zelot
comakazies?. we're Doomed! Doomed I feel!
Doomed anyway! |
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How to pass this one off to the Non Naugahyde-Nudists among the civilized? With or
without Minor passengers atow. |
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Hmmmm-yes and those enevitable unenviable Perverts. They ruin the whole Nudist purity feel.
If allowed puplicy interact with these traffic devices. Hmmmm-Hmmmm possibly if they those
perverts can show that their being there and
doing that ( whatever that maybe ... ) was unintentionally or exclusively for fetish
gratification. But mealy that they got caught up in
the moment of being controlled by the device. As
their route otherwise was going down that path
anyway. Optionally gettin to off-there by means
of human power e.g walk ride skate ect. or use
public transportation at a minimum a car pool! |
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this way all benefits of slower more steady rate of
traffics' benefits aren't lost . As those pervert among us horde to the Naked catwalk runway
model traffic device\cones. |
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A proper heavy penalty for rough play, stealing or
Hogging should be in place. While an actual
earning might be in order for top perverted
performances. Thus slowing traffic .. .. |
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//Non Naugahyde-Nudists//
A large segment of the New England population
I might add ;-) |
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For those so inclined you could simply join in the fun... get your gear off and wave your appendages at passing traffic. You know you want to... |
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ok, yea , that would be a real community sevice.
and a stress reliever as well. |
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as a newbieNudie Id appreciate in repayment of
my lil' contrabutional exposing. ( help the eco.,
right? ) either a henhmans or a mardi gra face
mask! |
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until i get the swing of it, you understand. |
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Only problem is, anyone with kids is quite likely to speed
up.... [+] |
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Why? Do children not have genitals? I'd have thought it was a good way to show them that dangly bits aren't exactly unique. |
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male anatomy could make for an interesting caltrop design. |
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They put caltrops around roadworks where you live, [FT]? Zounds! |
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//Why? Do children not have genitals? I'd have thought it was
a good way to show them that dangly bits aren't exactly
unique.// |
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How come they rate all films containing nudity 12/15+ |
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Prudes only, in the censorship office. |
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