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For some of the deities that missed out on getting a day, they can have the other half of time.
Krishnanight
Ahuramazdanight
Mithranight
Isisnight
Shangdinight
Vishnunight
Itzamnanight
Before tearing apart the selections, consider, how does Tuesday make sense?
Why should a Norse god of combat get one seventh of the Earth? The week ought to be dived into fourteenths, in order to spread the wealth.
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Prolly kicked a lot of ass for it. Should we also name mornings? |
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Looks like a list to me... |
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My suggestions would be:
Itzamanight
Ixtaubnight
Ixchelnight
Zooheekocknight
Adziznight
Kockupocketnight
Ixtahdoomnight
Ixchunchannight
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This would require the insertion of an extra day, which would of course be referred to as: |
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How about Itllbealrightonthenight? |
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Well, this'd clear up the confusion about whether it's late Saturday night or early Sunday morning, and make sin decisions a bit easier. I'll bun for that. |
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Can we name one night for the modern alleged deity, the FSM? Just so we can have Spaghettinight once a week? |
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Don't badmouth the Norse gods. They'll be back someday, and they've got wolves. |
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I think entire naming schemes are actually
ok -it's individual names that are a
problem. |
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So then you would be okay with this if I delete the individual names? That wouldn't be a problem, they aren't of critical importance here. |
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I don't think it's against the remit of the bakery to submit
names for things that otherwise don't have names, it's
renaming things that are already perfectly well-known that
really gets on people's camels. |
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And you're not calling for a list, the idea is to name the nights,
and not proposing we attempt to think up as many names for
nights as possible. |
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There was an idea a while back to rename the Moon due to its
non-specific noun of a name (there are other moons), which I
rather liked, and was written really well, but that got deleted,
so I don't attest to knowing everything. Just most. |
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<theological pedant>
I think Ahuramazda was/is a monotheistic deity, and might therefore resent mere parity with the others and sulk. This kind of naming scheme fits better with collegial, if bickering, polytheistic gods.
<theological pedant> |
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Hang on. Didn't I say something similar about spiritual pornography? Never mind. |
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Sounds like a Star Trek communications
officer in a low-range Japanese sports car. |
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Oh, maybe you guys are right. I have never marked something for deletion before, and this is probably why-- I don't get it anyway. I'll take it away--swooooshhh~~~~ |
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//Why should a Norse god of combat get one seventh of the Earth// |
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Betcha wont tell him to his face! |
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And to answer your question; Cause no one else would either. |
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[x], don't apologize. I had a figurative foot over the line. To stave off criticism I have edited the idea so that hopefully only a few toes are crossing it. |
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Well, I actually like the idea, but I remember being booted for something similar but obvoiusly not the same. I have never marked anything for deletion before, so I'm apologizing for my mistake and bestowing a yummy night time snack croissant to you! |
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AharddaysNight
ThewayyoulooktoNight
LonelyistheNight
WhatevergetsyouthrutheNight
BringontheNight
IneedyoutoNight
Doesyourchewinggumloseits
- flavoronthebedpostoverNight |
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