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Why not? + Or a stuffed cat. |
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There's one problem. Due to conceptual flaws inherent in the way that Darwin invented evolution, today's large seed pods, cowrie shells or even sated mice have no electronics whatsoever inside them. This is problematic, as you'll find when you turn them over. You'll find no single heavy ball rubbing against shaft-encoders connected to optoisolators connected to buffering logic connected to the computer. Neither will you find the more sophisticated CCD surface motion detectors, and their associated circuitry and connectors. In fact, surprisingly, there's generally no connection between the described items from nature, and the computer, at all. |
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If it was a live cowrie [hippo], it would also be a Danger Mouse. |
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//Why not? + Or a stuffed cat.// |
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But a cat is a little big to be sliding around your desktop unless it's worn like a glove, which might raise more than a few eyebrows. |
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Yes, but they are kinda short in the lips department. |
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Well, you could carefully skin the mouse, cure the little hide then stretch it over the necessary hardware, [IT] and ensure the bright red light then shone clearly out thrugh the anal canal, for an unearthly red glowing effect. |
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... a bit like the one people see whenever you bend over ..... |
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Coco de Mer shaped for typing up
anything risque? |
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