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Roland hovered near the stand in the hardware store, peering intently at the hands of the tradesmen passing by. Occasionally he would confront one of them, offering a trial pack of his new product.
For years, Roland had been wondering how to make use of the hair clippings that fell to the floor of
Nancy's Hair Salon. Then, one night, while showering, his shedding chest hair brought him the solution: Mix the hair into soap and set it into cakes.
The soap came in three grades, Delicate, Normal and Grease Monkey. The grading indicated the coarseness and percentage of hair in each cake.
Best of all, it stripped dirt and grease off skin like nothing else.
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“Hair Strong Soap”? Up there ^ |
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Ew. I'm gonna stick to oatmeal. |
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There's a hair on my soap! |
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//What is pumice, anyhow?// |
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Pyroclastic material. Rock that has expanded into a type of foam under extreme temperature and a sudden pressure release. |
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