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Yesterday we were quietly discussing the sheer number of body piercings some people have (I have a cousin with more than 470, at last count) when it dawned on me that wearing jewelry in traditional ways is a custom that is under threat.
Therefore, BubbaCo Finery Studios have invented a stunning range
of "His & Hers" navel rings so you can announce to the world your betrothal in a modern and exciting fashion.
Boys! Babes! ... be boggled by BubbaCo's beautiful, bedazzling belly button bling.
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Bonza! Bloody Bewdy Bro. Belly Button Bling Buys [Bubba] Big Bloody Boat. |
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BubbaCo Breaks Business Barriers Bringing Beaurocratic Bliss. Bizzare. |
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Awesome alliteration, amigo. Abjectly asinine advertising adds alternate angles, always allowing alliterate arseholes airtime. |
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//The gradual decay of societal norms proceeds apace// |
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Hardly scientific. We need this organised into a periodic table of societal elements detailing the half-lives of the problematic areas. We all know that a JB95 decays to a UB40, but what are the other by-products ? We need to know this kind of stuff. |
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//The gradual decay of societal norms proceeds apace//
I'm more optimistic - I think, as they decay, they create a rich nutritious compost which stimulates the growth of new societal norms. |
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Tying the knot could be painful. |
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These folks are going to want to piercings for their babies, too. You might want to make space for this market. |
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I mean, Belly button bling begets baby bling. Brainstorm. |
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I see no ships!? Perhaps by fashioning these jewellery items into anchors, knots, cannon and other marine iconography, and have people exchange their vows on the gun deck of a battleship during periods of military action, we could describe them as navel naval engagement engagement rings. |
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Tchah! - no mention of oranges in [zen_tom]'s annotation! What an amateur... |
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Or if the engagement is a little late and the baby is about to be born, you could have natal navel naval engagement engagement engagement rings. |
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Commemorative jewelry to celebrate the breech birth, out of wedlock, of an artificially inseminated orange baby, to a sailor mother and absent sailor father, on a crossing of the Potomac. |
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Washington Washington navel natal navel naval engagement engagement engagement engagement rings |
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If it's a boy, I hope they call him Neville. |
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An orange boy, then, would be Seville Neville. |
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Were he to develop a liking for toasted cheese sandwiches containing orange segments he might become known as Seville Breville Neville |
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The father of the footballing Neville brothers, Gary and Phil, both of whom have played for Manchester United, has Neville as his Christian name. |
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If he was the subject of these circumstances, that would make him Seville Breville Neville Neville. |
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{This can, and probably will, go on for some time...} |
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Seville Breville Neville's Deville |
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Foregoing few footnotes fundementally fermented from french fabricator. |
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Also allow adornments at alternate areas, allowing announcement: alternate affiliation arrangements. |
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Alliteration Annotation Annoys All |
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I thought this was about rings commemorating navy battles |
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//I thought this was about rings commemorating navy battles// |
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Not nearly. Nearing nuptial notification knick-knacks 'nstalled navelly, not navally. |
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//navel naval engagement engagement//
By incorporating GPS and selling them to engineering labourers at a non-fixed price you could have Negotiable Navigators' Navigator navel naval engagement engagement rings.
PS: Never understood body piercing myself. I think it looks 'orrible so (-) from me! |
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Does your mother wear earrings, [DrBob]? |
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Nice. I've always considered myself the owner of a wicked sense of humus. |
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Do you have some pita bread to go with that, [UB}? |
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I think you think I said hommous? |
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Rings could come with a detachable length of chain for appropriate use during the ceremony or afterwards... |
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