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One portable, fold up stove, that looks
like
a pile of half burnt wood, but carefully
conceals a mantle, connected with a bark
encrusted hose to a gas bottle which is in
turn disguised as a small boulder.
Two fire starting twigs, which, when
rubbed together, activate
a piezoelectric
crystal causing a large spark to leap off
into your "stove".
Cutlery in the form of ceramic knives and
forks that look like razor edged flints and
sharpened sticks.
Easy-clean teflon coated, stiffened fabric
plates, made to look like large leaves.
Pre-cooked range of "Food-Fit for
Caves",
Meals Ready to Roast.
Primeval noises of the forest soundtrack
to play whilst
dragging your partner backwards by the
hair to
dinner, using the reinforced "Easy-Pull"
wig (included)
Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee
Destination URL.
E.g., http://www.coffee.com/
Description (displayed with the short name and URL.)
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Absolutely pointless. [+] |
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Also one pre-hobbled pig to hunt. |
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Um, why not use *real* razor edge flints...? In fact, I'd take this all one step back - sanitized primitive implements. |
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After all, banana leaves are widely used as plates in India and points east - no need for plates that look like leaves. |
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Banana leaves and no eating utensils at all. Indonesian take-out, and damned good. |
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