Necktie Knot’s a Naughty Noggin

Yes, hanging out under your chuckling chin is this clever and elegant tie spouting under-the-belt, knee-slapping humor. Available in a wide range of patterns and hues, the off-color joking necktie is topped not with a knot but a silicon face with five expressions and six mouth movements to realistically lip-sync wit such as, “Hey, have you heard the one about the traveling salesman, the farmer’s daughter and the corncob? Well, you see this…”

You can also choose among three skin tones and four English accents when you order this conversation piece, perfect for the single guy on lonely evenings or blind dates. When switched on, every 15 minutes and upon 5 seconds of silence, the cyber clothes comic will tie you up with one of 2000 stored, hilarious, adult jokes.

The executive model features a comedy routine with the naughty noggin necktie wearing its own tiny, naughty noggin necktie to serve as straight man, or knot.