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Long ago, in the swirling mists of the mountains of Hokkaido, a secret society was formed by unemployed carpenters, fitters, turners, plumbers and electricians (yeah, I know... cut me some slack here).
Nowadays, what with international travel and all these Ninja Handymen are coming to a town near
you!
Watch as they throw ten lightbulbs into the air, spinning each one so it screws itself into the Edison Screw socket as it strikes home.
See an apparently frail old man throw 20 nails and nail a board perfectly straight and level, each nail slightly countersunk.
Observe as a plumber throws a short length of pipe so violently it passes clean through a double brick wall without need for external sealing.
Ninja Handymen, dressed in mysterious black robes and masks so you never see their faces... what they don't know about construction work isn't worth knowing.
Ninja fast klaxon honk-tastic!
http://www.planetsk...ive/episode_02.html
[Amos Kito, Oct 18 2008]
How to throw screwdrivers like Ninja Warrior
http://www.youtube....watch?v=DFty431UI_I
This video features impressive authentic outfits and traditional music (or half of it). [Amos Kito, Oct 18 2008]
Right Said Fred
http://www.gladding...Right_Said_Fred.mp3
just listen and enjoy [xenzag, Oct 18 2008]
Right said fred
http://www.youtube....watch?v=q75gREOjyFI
just listen and enjoy [zeno, Oct 18 2008]
John Belushi “Samurai Deli”
http://www.jibjab.com/view/98045
Belushi at his best on SNL. [theGem, Oct 19 2008]
[link]
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You need Lemurs - most of my building work was perfect, except for the cowboy plumbers who made a right mess. |
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Like a katana hot tin roof. |
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Trained to silently inhale through their teeth - "It'll cost yer, mate" |
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Just try to catch one shuriken his/her duties. |
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"........... and a window just there......." |
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".......... and a doorway there ........." |
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"....... and then take away that small tree that shades the kitchen window..........." |
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When you can snatch the blueprints for the county school renovation job from my hand, grasshopper ... |
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No slack needed [Unabubba] The chinese had electricity when my people where still dressing in rudimetery animal hides, shouting UGH! |
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If you want to see your idea in action check out the John
Belushi skit “Samurai Deli” done on SNL [See link] |
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