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This is a shirt with holes cut out that expose only the nipples. I
thought of it as a solution to these stylish, overly-tight, plain,
colarless, t-shirts I bought about a month ago, as a solution to a
badly airconditioned workplace, when I just noticed, on my
day of vacation, when i
had some time to look in the mirror, that
most eye-catching feature of these shirts is that my nipples
through them. So for extra air conditioning, and as a fashion
statement, and maybe for the ladies as a political statement, why
not expose just the nipples?
Or for modesty's sake, if you wern't willing to go all the way,
maybe you could have little Venetian blinds
over each nipple hole.
[xandram, Aug 26 2013]
||Or t-shirts pre-indented so that when the nipple pushes the indentation out, the effect is a flat surface.
||Hold the phone, if it's possible to reverse prominent
nipple protrusion by indenting fabrics, then a range of
sizes could be produced, even to accomidate some
women. The question is, what's the critical threshold for
||"Venetian nipple blinds" has a nice ring to it.
||Or maybe victorian curtains.
||I would propose shirts covered with nipple-like
protrusions so it's impossible to tell which the real
||[Voice], you read my mind! (Counseling available)
||On a related note I support all efforts to increase the
degree of nudity in society, in every form and forum.
||Timed with yet another protest, in Vancouver, by people marching in support of the right of women to go topless... in a place where women are allowed to go around topless.
||Which has led me to believe that walking around shirtless makes your brains fall out your boobs.