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Nuclear Waste Ornaments

Sell nuclear waste as scintillating ornamental sculptures.
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I was thinking you could take unwanted nuclear waste material and encapsulate it in the center of a solid glass sphere or spheroid. Each sphere would have a random splattering of materials that would fluoresce from the decay of the nuclear material. As the ionizing particles hit the fluorescent particles randomly, there would be a random scinillation within it. The glass would be heavily leaded to prevent the escape of radiation. The scintillation of the random particles would create a unique artform, and lock away some of our country's nuclear waste. To prevent accidental cracking of the glass, you could have a stand/base that would help absorb the shock of a fall or similar event.
trekbody, May 26 2005

Atomic Kitchen http://youtube.com/...T0g&feature=related
Let's see Johnny Red cook like that! [Amos Kito, Apr 17 2008]

Uranium Glass http://en.wikipedia.../wiki/Uranium_Glass
People weren't always scared of it... [Srimech, Apr 17 2008]

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       Will leaded glass be too opaque?
daseva, May 26 2005
  

       Doesn't the nuclear industry work with nuclear materials inside of clear leaded glass enclosures (or am I just imagining this from the movie Silkwood)?
trekbody, May 26 2005
  

       Expect slow sales.
wagster, Apr 17 2008
  

       //random scinillation//
Perhaps you meant "scintillation". All ionizing and shimmering, nuclear waste must be a lot of fun! From little necklace beads to glass wall blocks... imagine the spectacular lighting possibilities.
Amos Kito, Apr 17 2008
  

       Even despite the leaded glass, there will still be a negative public backlash from the association with radioactive waste. In the public's mind anything "radioactive" is dangerous -- it simply has been ingrained into the public psyche.
qt75rx1, Apr 17 2008
  

       ... but this would be dangerous. Very dangerous.
GutPunchLullabies, Apr 17 2008
  

       I have a glass paperweight given to me by a university in Malaysia. Over 99% of its weight is nuclei. I will accept offers.
MaxwellBuchanan, Apr 17 2008
  

       The public will indeed be terrified of this. I know many people who are afraid of glow in the dark toys, because radioactive things glow in the dark, and therefore glow in the dark toys must be radioactive cancer-causing chemicals... Flawed logic, but very common.   

       Here's a question though: The scintillation is caused by the radiation... Are you sure the leaded glass will not shield the scintillation as well?
ye_river_xiv, Apr 17 2008
  

       Pity about those pesky federal regulations which mean that all radioactive byproducts of nuclear power plants have to be dumped in Yucca Mountain or similar. Blame President Carter. Although 95% of it is U-238 which isn't really radioactive.
angel, Apr 18 2008
  

       //In the public's mind anything "radioactive" is dangerous// - except Cornwall, curiously.
hippo, Apr 18 2008
  

       ...or Aberdeen. Now that *is* dangerous, though not because it is radioactive.
AbsintheWithoutLeave, Apr 18 2008
  

       <aside>A friend of mine, a geologist in the oil business, took a colleague to Aberdeen. The colleague said "The buildings are pretty; they sparkle in the streetlights". My friend replied "They sparkle in the Geiger counter too; the mica's radioactive".</aside>
angel, Apr 18 2008
  

       // To prevent accidental cracking of the glass // - but how do you prevent intentional cracking? I thought we didn't want this waste to fall into the wrong hands.
scad mientist, Oct 10 2008
  
      
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