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Interesting... it would be an awfully big nutcracker, overkill ya think? Then again, I've seen some pretty big walnuts that I had a hard time cracking with a regular nutcracker... how do you keep the shell fragments from getting stuck between the keys? |
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Can it come with a long handle that plugs
in? That way, you could have a USB
sledgehammer as a backup. |
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//how do you keep the shell fragments
from getting stuck between the keys?//
"Keyboard and screen are protected
from nut debris by sliding covers,
similar to that of a roll- top desk." It
must be late..... |
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Oh... I completely overlooked that, sorry! Here's the bun you ordered, fresh and hot out of the oven! + |
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by the way, it was late when I read this... |
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I like to amaze/ amuse/ annoy people by cracking walnuts two at a time in my palm. If you position the walnuts right it's easy. |
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//I like to amaze/ amuse/ annoy people// |
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Also: make wince and protectively cover their groin. |
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Bun for the reinforced hinges alone. |
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For a minute I thought it was a theft prevention device (in which case how would it work again female laptop thieves?). |
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Oh, wait - you mean tree nuts. |
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After you crack the nuts there could be a gap between the screen and keyboard creating a nut roaster using the heat of the laptop. Chestnuts cracked and roasted PERIOD! |
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This would be a permanent holiday fixture, believe you me. |
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