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To be deployed off a nearby hovering drone, perhaps, this
toy's sole purpose is to smack the next person who tells you
"OK, Boomer" soundly on the forehead, without inflicting any
lasting damage.
Get it in time for the upcoming holiday family dinners!
for the unaware
https://www.google.com/search?q=ok+boomer
[theircompetitor, Dec 11 2019]
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Uh. Ah. Oh-kaaay. No, I can't do it. |
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What the hell? Boomer, what the hell? |
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// without inflicting any lasting damage // |
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Yes, well, that's where it all falls down, of course. A suitable scar (possibly in the form of a zig-zag lightning flash) would be an acceptable reminder to uppity kids that age and treachery will always defeat youth and enthusiasm. |
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It might even help them to start the process of Giving In To Their Hate. |
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