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One-motion Condom Package

 Perforated packages makes application easy.
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The idea is to take the small envelope that a condom normally comes in, and perforate a plus-sign shaped opening in both of the sides. It would neep a "this side up" label. In a single motion, the pouch's side could be pressed onto the penis, and it bursts out the other side, freshly sheathed. Another small slit on the edge would allow the user to simply rip the pouch off after application.
—fogfreak, Aug 30 2003

Hot Rod Condoms http://www.hotrodcondoms.com/
Have races with your friends! -- or don't -- PLEASE don't [Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004]

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       sorry, I shouldn't laugh but I have several mental images of various things bursting through paper hoops - hey, a hoop of fire would be entertaining too. +1 by way of apology. <g>
—po, Aug 30 2003
   

       Take the next step and design contraceptive panties with a plus-sign over the built-in condom. The "this side up" label might be confusing.
—FarmerJohn, Aug 30 2003
   

       // freshly sheated //   

       Make sure to clean all that sheat off before you begin...

—DeathNinja, Aug 30 2003
   

       Thanks [DeathNinja]. That was hypocritical of me, with me on here always bitching about spelling, but I just upgraded to XP a few days ago, and I don't have office yet, plus I was in a hurry.
—fogfreak, Aug 30 2003
   

       How can you be sure it's only the package that's been perforated?
—phoenix, Aug 30 2003
   

       [phoenix] The package is perforated before it's sealed. It would probably be better to only do this with plastic packages instead of foil onces because there's an unlikely chance that foil may cut (ouch).
—fogfreak, Aug 31 2003
   

       Lt. Worf, fire photon torpedo.... quickly before she turns!
—FloridaManatee, Aug 31 2003
   

       Thanks, [renboga]. The package would be *embossed* before the condom was inserted. There.
—fogfreak, Sep 01 2003
   

       <straightman>Isn't anyone going to comment on my contraceptive panties?</straightman>
—FarmerJohn, Sep 01 2003
   

       This is actually Baked - a couple of South Africans came up with a condom that practically put itself on. It was in some newspaper I read a year ago or more, so I've no idea if I can find you a link.
—DrCurry, Sep 01 2003
   

       try!
—po, Sep 01 2003
   

       //Isn't anyone going to comment on my contraceptive panties?//   

       Hmm...could you try the blue ones on again?
—Tiger Lily, Sep 01 2003
   

       <en francais>Comment?<ef>
—egbert, Sep 01 2003
   

       Don't you put a condom on a banana, when you want to have sex? That's how I understood it, from my sex-ed classes.
—UnaBubba, Sep 01 2003
   

       Shoot. I never would have thought this was baked. Guess I should be a good sport and delete it then, huh?
—fogfreak, Sep 01 2003
   

       No, beaver fur trimmed.
—FarmerJohn, Sep 02 2003
   

       In Sweden we use swedes.
—FarmerJohn, Sep 02 2003
   

       On Sunday I was listening to Radio 4 and heard that the Austrian Government is putting a tax on condoms due to concerns onthe low birth rate. Give it 3 years and I 'wouldn't touch them with yours'.
—gnomethang, Sep 02 2003
   

       Okey-dokey, [Steve DeGroof] and [UnaBubba]...   

       Didn't either of you figure out that information was for the girls?
—Tiger Lily, Sep 02 2003
   

       gt, so thats safe sex out of the window so to speak.
—po, Sep 02 2003
   

       Is sex *ever* safe out of the window? Nice Rush of blood though...
—gnomethang, Sep 02 2003
   

       sort of safe and adventurous - depends what floor you are on.
—po, Sep 02 2003
   

       or if you're on a bus
—DeathNinja, Sep 02 2003
   

       Answer (e) - All of the above.
—gnomethang, Sep 02 2003
   

       Freaky, [DeathNinja]. That was my visual at po's comment.
—Tiger Lily, Sep 02 2003
   

       you lot spend a great deal of time on buses.
—po, Sep 02 2003
   

       When did we stop there? Hey... Did I miss food?!
—Tiger Lily, Sep 03 2003
   

       Hot Rod Condoms are the closest thing I've used ... really a snap, and the ladies can get into it too ... link with a Quicktime movie!
—Letsbuildafort, Sep 03 2003
   

       I don't get how the Hot Rod thing works, but sounds interesting. I'll have to pick up a pack the next time my friend-with-benefits decides I'm more interesting than math homework......   

         

         

       ...whenever that happens...
—disbomber, Apr 09 2005
   


 

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