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The idea is to take the small envelope that a condom normally comes in, and perforate a plus-sign shaped opening in both of the sides. It would neep a "this side up" label. In a single motion, the pouch's side could be pressed onto the penis, and it bursts out the other side, freshly sheathed. Another
small slit on the edge would allow the user to simply rip the pouch off after application.
Hot Rod Condoms
http://www.hotrodcondoms.com/
Have races with your friends! -- or don't -- PLEASE don't [Letsbuildafort, Oct 04 2004]
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sorry, I shouldn't laugh but I have several mental images of various things bursting through paper hoops - hey, a hoop of fire would be entertaining too. +1 by way of apology. <g> |
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Take the next step and design contraceptive panties with a plus-sign over the built-in condom. The "this side up" label might be confusing. |
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Make sure to clean all that sheat off before you begin...
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Thanks [DeathNinja]. That was hypocritical of me, with me on here always bitching about spelling, but I just upgraded to XP a few days ago, and I don't have office yet, plus I was in a hurry. |
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How can you be sure it's only the package that's been perforated? |
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[phoenix] The package is perforated before it's sealed. It would probably be better to only do this with plastic packages instead of foil onces because there's an unlikely chance that foil may cut (ouch). |
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Lt. Worf, fire photon torpedo.... quickly before she turns! |
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Thanks, [renboga]. The package would be *embossed* before the condom was inserted. There. |
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<straightman>Isn't anyone going to comment on my contraceptive panties?</straightman> |
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This is actually Baked - a couple of South Africans came up with a condom that practically put itself on. It was in some newspaper I read a year ago or more, so I've no idea if I can find you a link. |
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//Isn't anyone going to comment on my contraceptive
panties?// |
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Hmm...could you try the blue ones on again? |
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<en francais>Comment?<ef> |
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Don't you put a condom on a banana, when you want to have sex? That's how I understood it, from my sex-ed classes. |
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Shoot. I never would have thought this was baked. Guess I should be a good sport and delete it then, huh? |
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On Sunday I was listening to Radio 4 and heard that the Austrian Government is putting a tax on condoms due to concerns onthe low birth rate. Give it 3 years and I 'wouldn't touch them with yours'. |
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Okey-dokey, [Steve DeGroof] and [UnaBubba]... |
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Didn't either of you figure out that information was for the
girls? |
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gt, so thats safe sex out of the window so to speak. |
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Is sex *ever* safe out of the window? Nice Rush of blood though... |
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sort of safe and adventurous - depends what floor you are on. |
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Answer (e) - All of the above. |
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Freaky, [DeathNinja]. That was my visual at po's comment. |
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you lot spend a great deal of time on buses. |
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When did we stop there? Hey... Did I miss food?! |
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Hot Rod Condoms are the closest thing I've used ... really a snap, and the ladies can get into it too ... link with a Quicktime movie! |
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I don't get how the Hot Rod thing works, but sounds interesting. I'll have to pick up a pack the next time my friend-with-benefits decides I'm more interesting than math homework...... |
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...whenever that happens... |
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