Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'
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PE Teacher magazine

Gossip and knowledge from the industry
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...delivered from PE Teachers to those that need PE know how
chronological, Dec 20 2019

JOPERD https://www.shapeam...ns/journals/joperd/
Journal of Physical Education, Recreation and Dance [Chairborne Hero, Feb 04 2020]


       How will this literary masterpiece be produced ?   

       Most PE teachers can barely read; writing is definitely beyond them.   

       Besides, PE teachers are almost invariably malignant sadists, only a short step from being geography teachers, and thus deserve no pity whatsoever.
8th of 7, Dec 20 2019

       So do you dislike sadists or do you like Geography teachers?
Voice, Dec 21 2019

       We dislike sadists, and therefore also dislike Geography teachers, evil twisted bastards that they are.
8th of 7, Dec 21 2019

       //Most PE teachers can barely read//

That hardly matters, does it 8th? After all, the main use of such a magazine is for it to be rolled up & used to whack someone round the earhole.
DrBob, Dec 23 2019

       Really ? We thought hockey sticks and cricket bats were preferred... and baseball bats, of course.
8th of 7, Dec 23 2019

       Rolled up magazines don't leave any incriminating marks on the victim that the social workers might find.
DrBob, Dec 23 2019

       Naah, that's the second* thing they're taught in PE teacher training - "Hit 'em so it don't show".   

       *The first is "Breathe in ... breathe out ... breathe in ... breathe out ..."
8th of 7, Dec 23 2019

       //those that need PE know how//
//malignant sadists//

       Its probably already covered in the "Catholic Choirboys Coverup" magazine. In this months issue "Did you know that more than 50% of PE teachers are gay ? How this relates to the priesthood."
bigsleep, Dec 24 2019

       Baked. Catchy name, too (link).   

       That's just the easiest one to find. There are several others.
Chairborne Hero, Feb 04 2020


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