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You're walking, in a residential neighbourhood, when you hear it. A little thrill of excitement runs through you. Windchimes.
You buy a sandwich: Smoked salmon, Spanish onion, capers, dill, on a bagel, with. Cream Cheese.
You see a childrens' book with a drawing of a Viking warrior on the
cover. Could those horns possibly amplify sound, for the wearer?
What if dry crackers were made in the shapes of weapons?
Is there caffeine in this orange juice? This cereal? This toothpaste? Does that coffee taste like pineapple? Civet dung?
Could this job applicant's file folder explode?
AAARRRGGGGHhhhhhhh !
This sounds like the work of...
http://www.halfbake...rrilla_20Halfbakers
[beauxeault, Oct 05 2004]
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Pastrygeist - not the yin to the yang of the autoboner? |
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No, just the sweet smell of Viennese comestibles, bringing unbidden thoughts into your head. |
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The realisation that your world is littered, nay drowning, in a sea of objects and devices holding bizarre connotations for a small subset of the population. |
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I was thinking more along the lines of In The Hall Of The Mountain King, by Grieg. |
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I will admit that sometimes in traffic I point my imaginary Car-Ma remote at another car and say softly to myself: "You lose a point." Now I'm pointing it at this idea and pressing the "+" button. |
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In today's online crossword puzzle on Yahoo Games, the following two clues appeared: |
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27. Across: Custard concoction
27. Down: Like croissants |
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After burning at the beach this weekend, googled foot:umbrellas. |
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Tastes like... Swiss Cheese. |
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