Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Paul McCartney's Left-handed Billy Bass
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Pretty much like a conventional 'Billy Bass' item of tasteful decor, except this one faces the other way.

Ian Tindale, Dec 15 2007

Billy Bass http://www.howstuff...om/singing-fish.htm
I have a worse one than this that plays two banjos. [xenzag, Dec 16 2007]

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       "Will you still need me?" croaks the old one.

UnaBubba, Dec 15 2007
  

       so funny, Ian.

po, Dec 15 2007
  

       Could there not be two of these?

MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 15 2007
  

       "Give me my big gun ..... no, no, not that one, the big one, the one I don't use very often....."   

       <BANG>   

       <surveys shattered remains of Billy Bass with quiet satisfaction>   

       [-]

8th of 7, Dec 15 2007
  

       what heather's the matter with you?

po, Dec 15 2007
  

       Are you intending to go down on one knee again, Sir Paul?

UnaBubba, Dec 15 2007
  

       And the Heather Mills Right-legged Billy Bass, har har.   

       What? Like it was tasteful to begin with...

phoenix, Dec 15 2007
  

       My Google finger is aching - what's a 'Billy Bass'?

globaltourniquet, Dec 16 2007
  

       // what's a 'Billy Bass' //   

       Pray you never find out.   

       Think of something so cheap, tacky and awful, so bad that even your aunt wouldn't buy it.   

       Got that image ?   

       OK, now try to imagine something MUCH, MUCH WORSE ....

8th of 7, Dec 16 2007
  

       Buy the pair. Double bass.

MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2007
  

       Ebony and Ivory?

UnaBubba, Dec 16 2007
  

       Mr. T, I'm noticing a worrying theme in your postings of late. Are we to expect a "Ringo Christmas Star" and a "George Harrison Melodic Marine Chronometer" in due course?

MaxwellBuchanan, Dec 16 2007
  

       Please let it be a guitar and not a banjo theme track that this thing plays.

UnaBubba, Dec 17 2007
  
      
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