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"Will you still need me?" croaks the old one. |
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Could there not be two of these? |
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"Give me my big gun ..... no, no, not that one, the big one, the one I don't use very often....." |
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<surveys shattered remains of Billy Bass with quiet satisfaction> |
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what heather's the matter with you? |
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Are you intending to go down on one knee again, Sir Paul? |
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And the Heather Mills Right-legged Billy Bass, har har. |
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What? Like it was tasteful to begin with... |
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My Google finger is aching - what's a 'Billy Bass'? |
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// what's a 'Billy Bass' // |
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Think of something so cheap, tacky and awful, so bad that even your aunt wouldn't buy it. |
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OK, now try to imagine something MUCH, MUCH WORSE .... |
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Buy the pair. Double bass. |
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Mr. T, I'm noticing a worrying theme in
your postings of late. Are we to expect a
"Ringo Christmas Star" and a "George
Harrison Melodic Marine Chronometer" in
due course? |
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Please let it be a guitar and not a banjo theme track that this thing plays. |
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