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If there are two truly satisfying things in life, at least one of them
peeling sunburnt skin. I find it hard to believe that there is
who does not take pleasure and satisfaction from this simple
Yet but, with increasing awareness of the dangers of sunburn, and
hourly improvements in sunblocks, this simple pleasure is
available to fewer of us each year.
MaxCo. is therefore slightly proud to announce it's latest craze
product - Peelable Skin In A Can.
Simply open the lid, and plunge the hand of your choice into the
translucent gel, enjoying the slight but nostalgic aroma of balsa
cement. Remove the aforementioned hand, and allow a few
minutes for the solvent to evaporate, leaving behind a thin and
tenacious plastic film which can be peeled at your leisure to
that reptilian satisfaction.
Not recommended for those with extravagant hand-hair.
||Ecchhh. I HATE HATE HATE peeling sunburnt skin... Never
thought anyone would consider it enjoyable. So I'll stay
neutral on this one.
||My ex-husband and daughter used to fight over who
got to peel the biggest piece of burnt skin off my sun
burnt back...notice the ex in front of husband.
||white paste: it's not just for sniffing anymore.
||This would be great if it came in a spray can.
||Baked - PVA glue - just spread on a thin layer and leave it to
dry. You could make big money by repackaging cheap PVA
glue as 'Peelable Skin' with some marketing guff on the
packet about the proven therapeutic effects of peeling skin
off your arms and how it originates in ancient Chinese
medicine, etc., etc...
||//repackaging cheap PVA glue as 'Peelable Skin' // shhhhhh!!
||Latex is also good for peeling off.
||Corns can be simulated by careful application of cyanoacrylate.
||use rubber cement and you eventually get the pleasure of removing cancers from your body too.