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Perfect Teeth
Digital clipart teeth library
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I routinely Photoshop out zits, blemishes, etc. from snapshots of family and friends. However, when my son had braces, there was not much I could do about it. What I really could have done with, and what would still be useful for all my British friends, is a clipart library of a perfect set of teeth, taken from every conceivable angle.

Then it would be a simple process of picking the correct angle, erasing the parts covered by the lips, correcting for any color cast in the photograph, and dropping them in.


DrCurry, Feb 26 2003

Now even Uncle Ernie can have a (digital) smile like this! http://www.cosmetic...m/images/smile1.jpg
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Custom Teeth http://www.makeupma...ils/CustomTeeth.cfm
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       manipulate the lips pursed together?   

       my dad went through hell deciding whether or not to buy school pics of me minus front teeth. they bought them :)

po, Feb 26 2003
  

       If you can take out zits, blemishes etc., why couldn't you photoshop out your son's braces?

my face your, Feb 26 2003
  

       mfy: if I could do that, I could draw the portraits myself and not rely on a camera.

DrCurry, Feb 26 2003
  

       Instead, people should get good, removeable fake teeth to wear at photo sessions. After all, pictures prevail, while your real, crooked teeth will eventually fall off.

Pericles, Feb 26 2003
  

       Brilliant!

snarfyguy, Feb 26 2003
  

       [DrCurry]: I think [his face your] just meant that for the traditional 'train track' braces you could simply colour on top of them - thats not much harder than doing zits.   

       [your face mine]: If teeth are out of place then you would have to be really good with photoshop, redrawing parts of the teeth to put them in the right place. In this case, 'off the shelf' clipart would be a big help.

Jinbish, Feb 26 2003
  

       How often do you have to replace braces in photos? If it comes up often enough to create this, it would be worth it for you to take the time to get good at 'shopping them out.

waugsqueke, Feb 26 2003
  

       //clipart library of a perfect set of teeth//
You also need lighting effects, as well as jaw positions (laughing w/mouth ajar). It could be a plug-in that works with your favorite photo software, allowing you to accurately place, color, and shade the teeth. Even form and position individual teeth, for photos of British royalty.

Amos Kito, Feb 26 2003
  

       I would never have thought of editing braces out of a photo. As much as mine are costing, I'd like to have as many mementos of them as possible.

half, Feb 26 2003
  

       Indeed, enhance them rather than cover them up! Make them look like they're made of gold or something.

phoenix, Feb 26 2003
  

       is everyone going to leave the obvious brit (bad teeth) stereotype alone on this one? "...and what would still be useful for all my brittish friends"

marymalibu, Feb 26 2003
  

       I was about to say, Marymalibu.
The proper thing, to show your lad's gene pool properly, would be to photoshop your and/or your wife's teeth into his portrait. Assuming you still have yours.

roby, Feb 26 2003
  

       [Pericles] Instead of removable false teeth, howabout a laminated colour photo of teeth stuck in the mouth? In a group picture, you'd never know the difference!

Cedar Park, Feb 27 2003
  

       marymalibu: that's an in-joke, if you know who's British on this site.

DrCurry, Feb 27 2003
  

       I don't know why, but I find this idea strangely disturbing. While I can see the rationale behind it, and on the surface it seems harmless enough, I can't help but think that it's just going to feed the sick fantasies of tooth fetishists.   

       Does anyone know if there are such things as tooth fetishists ? I'm not sure if I even want to know the answer to that question .....

8th of 7, Feb 27 2003
  

       An alternative. Simply get everybody to suck on an orange segment as they smile. That way, everybody's smile is orange.

PeterSilly, Feb 27 2003
  

       DrCurry can do this with a camera and a volunteer that has good choppers. Camera on tripod with flat lighting. Sit volunteer in a chair and rotate a bit at a time and take many pictures. Make your own teeth library.

lummox, Feb 27 2003
  

       <SMILE>

The Kat, Feb 27 2003
  

       ... followed by furious editing.

PeterSilly, Feb 28 2003
  

       Other options..."lip extensions"? Hmmm, fake smile white-out?

DickWeed, Feb 28 2003
  

       //..my British friends..//
//..american...culturally and fashionably identical teeth.//
(touche)

Jinbish, Mar 02 2003
  

       Rather than Photoshop you might use something like Illustrator or CorelDraw.   

       Then you can use the same vector image over and over, without the problems of adding perspective to bitmaps (no pun intended, to the Brits, about 'horsey' teeth) and/or having a huge library of sample teeth.   

       You can also add graded transparent fills in varying shades of yellow, for a little realism, using the Fill tools. All teeth are slightly yellow, except the ones used by aged men, with false teeth and false libido.

UnaBubba, Mar 02 2003
  


 
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