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We've all seen the sad, tired shops, advertising Adult stuff and dodgy DVD movies of Paris Hilton pretending to be a porn star... This is not like that.
Pervo™ Shops stock only the stuff of perversions; the perverted paraphernalia of Extraterrestrial Sex Fetishism, Poultrymania, Peeping, Coprophilia,
Coining, Exhibitionism, Self-flagellation, Stomping, Waxing, Clamping, Feeding, Vegetable abuse and Bestiality (unless those things are ilegal in your country).
If you want porn then go to an adult shop, you sick bastards.
Is that all it is? Geez, I was expecting something REALLY nasty....
http://altmed.creig...coining/default.htm
The practice of coining involves rubbing heated oil on the skin, most commonly the chest, back, or shoulders, and then vigorously rubbing a coin over the area in a linear fashion until a red mark is seen. [normzone, May 17 2005, last modified May 20 2005]
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What have you done with the real UnaBubba? |
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Tied him up, and dipped him in whipped cream. |
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Taking too many stops to do all your shopping, [UnaBubba] ? |
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Nah. It just dawned on me that it's a large, largely unserviced market. |
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See my profile page for relevant theorems. |
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"Vegetable abuse"
Bad carrot, naughty carrot. [slap]. |
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I'd be surprised if you can't find many of
these
things if you look hard enough. Since most
of their clients require a certain amount of
erm... discretion, I imagine the the shops
themselves may be a little hard to find. |
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/large, largely unserviced/ heh, heh, heh |
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Arguably, there's a case for mentioning
that if an activity becomes mainstream,
accepted and validated, then it's
possibly no longer a perversion. But it
should certainly stock a traffic cone -
just to raise unasked questions. |
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Uh, call me dumb (or incredibly innocent), but what is coprophilia and coining? I've heard most of the 'philias' but not that one... |
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[st3f] When I was on holiday in Florida, there were certain shops that actually advertised just about every kind of perversion there was, apart from the illegal ones and the ones that would bring an angry lynch mob outside their shop. Is it just for Florida, or are loads of shops in America (and the rest of the world)like that? I daren't go find out for myself... |
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One man's perversion is another man's fishbone. |
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Well [frog], there’s Spencer Gifts, but I still have to go to LLBean to buy a raincoat. |
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There are odd stores in various places, but not everywhere. The most recent one I worked up the nerve to go in was in Washington, DC, near DuPont Circle, which is a decidedly odd part of town, and featured mostly amusing clothing. Another was in Seattle, on the Pacific Hiway "strip" where anything and everything is for rent. That store is where I saw a magazine cover with a picture of a fully-clothed woman wrapped in so much heavy rope I could barely see there was a woman in the picture at all. Now there's something for the Pervo™ Shops: ropephilia. Twisted. |
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//Bad carrot, naughty carrot.//
Laughing Carrot? |
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Coining is also known as slotting, or moneyboxing... or so I'm told. |
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I must admit, I'm not at all surprised that this idea has been boned. |
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[UB] If it makees you feel any better, my brother was having a look at what I was looking at on the net last night, and he was laughing so hard the tears came to his eyes. I think it was [st3f's] 'bad carrot, naughty carrot <slap>' thing that did it... |
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Yeah, it's like that, isn't it? |
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//Poultrymania// I really haven't lived. |
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If that's living, you don't want to. |
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So sad that the Robot Chicken website has gone... |
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But it lives on in our minds... |
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