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Given the proliferation of decriminalized Schedule I drugs, the
opioid epidemic, the lack of relevant case law, and the recent
confirmation that even dolphins like getting high, it's time to
create a business that takes advantage of the
anthropomorphization of pet animals, and let them enjoy
chemistry as much as their owners do.
You just purse your lips together, and blowfish
[theircompetitor, Feb 11 2017]
Animal lovers, don't miss
[po, Feb 12 2017]
||I had a lot to say about this but it all kind of logjammed somewhere between my brain and my fingers. [+]
||We don't even have a location where I can go to smoke opium,and you think we should fast-forward to dolphins?
||C'mon, you're a businessman. Open a chain of outlets where I can experience the ancient intoxicant, and THEN we'll talk about you bringing in the residents of your swimming pool.
||I'm going straight to VR addiction, [normzone], no need to
waste time on the intermediate stuff :)
||a lot of species like a high.