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Petallica Flora
I'll have a dozen roses, now, in black!
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I'm helping a friend set up in business as a florist. It occurred to me that most florists are very similar... all sweetness and light.

Petallica is a floristry chain catering to the Heavy Metal, Goth and Anarchist segments of the market. Rose stems, dried and painted black; thorny branches; crowns of thorns; nettles; arrangements decorated with chains, etc.

The range of products available is not for everyone, but for a specific market.


UnaBubba, Mar 08 2005

Gothic flower http://www.gothic.u...m/acatalog/BW11.jpg
[skinflaps, Mar 08 2005]

Rose Tattoo, unofficial website http://www.geocitie...eo/remedy/Main.html
[UnaBubba, Mar 08 2005]

"queen_of_skeme" http://vb.nervousne...43df99e&userid=4545
"deviant and goth florist"
No, I have no idea at all. [angel, Mar 08 2005]

'If I were The Prince of Darkness' http://www.snopes.c...s/soapbox/devil.asp
poem, quite funny. [froglet, Mar 09 2005]

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       Rosemongery?

skinflaps, Mar 08 2005
  

       Rose Tattoo.

UnaBubba, Mar 08 2005
  

       Go web-based - The InterNettle   

       ... presumably managed by Axl Rose?

jonthegeologist, Mar 08 2005
  

       My son's fairy godmother is/was a goth. She carried a huge bunch of black tulips at her wedding which my good lady spent much time and money aquiring. This shop would have helped.

wagster, Mar 08 2005
  

       Goth Bunch.

bristolz, Mar 08 2005
  

       I think queen_of_skeme is simply a deviant and florist who dresses in Goth gear, [angel].   

       We even do poetry on demand, for a fee:   

       [chorus]
O, my luve's like a dead, dead rose
That was dried and hung in June
O, my luve's like the melodie
That's "metal" play'd in tune
  

       [chorus]
  

       As Goth are you, my bonnie lass
So deep in luve am I
And I will luve you still, my Dear
Till your body's hard and dry
  

       [chorus]
  

       Till your body's hard and dry, my Dear
And turn my music to eleven!
O I will luve you still, my Dear
Who wants to go to fuckin' heaven?

UnaBubba, Mar 09 2005
  

       [UB] Followed by the poem 'If I Were The Prince Of Darkness'

froglet, Mar 09 2005
  

       Are you referring to the dodgy polemic supposedly written by Paul Harvey? Ah, I see your link. There is a rebuttal of the original work, also possibly written by the same sensationalist publicity hog.

UnaBubba, Mar 09 2005
  

       "till your body's hard and dry" I laughed out loud, thanks UB.   

       have you heard the word "lurve", I think it means obsession?

dentworth, Mar 09 2005
  

       Yes, I've heard the term. I kept to Robert Burns's original spelling as much as I thought reasonable.

UnaBubba, Mar 09 2005
  
      
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