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Do you ever find yourself driving through Mc Donalds and taking a sip of your Coke and thinking; "This would be so much better with two packets of rum!"
Or have you ever made a gourmet meal that required two teaspoons of Marjoram or allspice or some other extravagant ingredient only to have the
rest of the jar just sit in your cupboard until you move because you havent a clue what to do with the rest of it?
Or how many times have you ever needed a drop of paint to cover up that scratch on the side of your house, but left the god-awful eyesore because you dont want to waste $30 on a whole new can of paint?
What I am suggesting is that someone should start a store that sells nothing but ketchup sized packets of everything. Condiments ranging from the regulars to the exotic, alcohols, concentrated juice, white glue, perfume, rat poison, WD-40. Anything that would either be good to have small amounts of stashed away on your person, in your car, or anything that you want to keep around the house just in case.
Also this would be good because it would encourage people to try new things, someone who wants to try caviar but doesnt want to waste too much money if they dont like it could buy only a packets worth. As an added bonus, companies would know this is an excellent opportunity to reach new customers and would put out the tiny packages for almost nothing as an incentive for you to try there product.
And this is where someone butts in and mentions that some grocery stores have bulk bins for people who just need a little bit of something.
But the drawbacks with bulk bins is that they are communal; grimey little children stick their paws through them and thus are often highly unsanitary. Small ketchup sized packages are also more convenient and classy, as they would be easier to bring into a restrant and add to your food then bringing in a huge bag full of _______ would. And most importantly, you will never find a bulk bin section that sells vodka, caviar or paint. A jigger (or shot) of alcohol in a single packet
http://www.halfbake...ndividual_20jiggers Previously on halfbakery: "Individual packets of alcohol, like fast-food mayonaise packets, would have exactly one (or maybe 1/2) shot of your favorite spirit." [bristolz, Mar 25 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
The Condiment Packet Museum
http://www.clearfou...iment/ketchup1.html Related. [bristolz, Mar 25 2002, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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Might as well expand it to be the "travel size" store. |
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You know, if McDonald's ever did start offering Coke McRum, I might have to start driving through again. |
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As for things in little packets, yes! I've been searching for ways to become even more high-maintenance than I already am, and this idea fits the bill. No longer would I have to search high and low for huge containers full of ____ (Dijon mustard, hot fudge, BeneTint lip gloss, single-malt Scotch, Gucci Rush, New Zealand honey, Skin-So-Soft, raspberry sauce), when I am nowhere near a store, yet desperately in need of ____ (condiments, that just-kissed look, endorphins, hand lotion, sweetener, a nice little buzz). These little wonders could save my life! |
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Or I might get into a horrible auto accident, in which the little packets might deploy at the same rate as the airbags, making me the laughingstock of the emergency room upon my arrival. But I'd prefer not to think about that. |
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Can anybody think of a shorter, catchier, more appropriate name for this idea? |
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This would appear to be a thinly-veiled attempt to provide a more varied selction of target for the next Ketchup Packet Bear/Gnu/Sasquatch/OBL, or whatever. Shame on you. |
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As for a name - how about "Pick-a-Packets"? |
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"PACKETS!!" in big, rapidly-flashing neon letters? |
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"Singles," or "Atomic Packet Emporium," or "Sachet Bleu!" or "Packetorium," or "Packet Storm (for DDoS fans)" |
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Sachet Cache
Sachet Inn
Packet Inn
CondoMaximum
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Im just curious, why did some people think this was a bad idea? |
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Was it because the alcohol packets turned out to be a baked idea, is there any another small flaw in my idea i havent forseen? |
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Oh and thanks for all the name ideas, they're all good i will have to give you all a cut if this idea makes me rich and famous. |
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How about the 'wastefully packaged portion store'? Has a good ring to it. |
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No, wasteful is when we buy a more of something then needed and thow the rest away. |
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and besides cant those pacakges be recycled if anyone cared to? |
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Also what am i editing this time thumbwax? |
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I'm all for preventing wastage, and this idea is good in one respect on that point, but I think it's going too far the other way. |
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It's the "if anyone cared to" that's the problem - even when it's made ridiculously easy to recycle, a lot of people still just bin stuff. Besides, recycling is always a second-best option to not having created the stuff in the first place. |
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Maybe this isn't the best place to have this particular gripe, but I just have this thing about the way practically every product around me is overpackaged, everything in its own wrapper in its own subwrapper. |
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[bobofthe...] what thumbax is trying to tell you is that you can edit your annotations so that you can add your afterthoughts without creating a new annotation each time. |
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Why not just design more practical small-sized containers? Tiny bottles with squeezable-tips, boxes, dispensors, etc. Reuse the containers all you want. Pipe everything under the roads! |
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alx: But these wouldnt be packaging within there own packaging though, and little packets are made out of plastic or foil about a 1/4 of a milimeter thick when empty, a regular ketchup bottle is made out of a more durable plastic thats about 16 times thicker! Not to mention that even if packets were simply thrown away, when they are empty they are completely flat taking up far less space in a landfill than a hollow bottle. |
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And think about other non-packet forms of packaging out there, they are even more wasteful! glass jars, tins are far harder to recycle or dispose of than a packet would. |
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Little packets dont really add up to more waste. |
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oops! Did i just do it again? Sorry, I'll try and stop that from now on. |
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Since liquor, ketchup and mustard, and pickle relish already are in
single serve form, you need to concentrate on the other stuff.
Caviar comes in almost-single-serve packages, since it is so expensive. |
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Maybe your discussions could be single-serve too. |
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huumph, obviously trying to re-invent the wheel, since the title I like is the one that's up now, but
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Omnipacket (oops, on a check that would be Omnipacket -- sorry there, holder) |
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If the store recycled the packaging, you could call it "Packet In Packet Out". |
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