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wouldn't your hair go with it? this is a real problem, I sympathise. |
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I don't want to have to put my hair in a braid before I go to bed every night....who do you think I am....Caroline Ingalls? |
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Maybe. Does she call herself Helium, during the day? |
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If you were to pump some of that helium into your partner's head then your problem would be solved. |
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A metal plait implanted into your partners skull and a giant electromagnet on the ceiling should suffice. |
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Jack up the head board of the bed until your partner's head falls forward. |
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Grease your hair before sleeping, that way it just slithers right out. |
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I cut my long hair short when I realised I could have an extra ten minutes in bed every morning. |
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I prefer short hair anyway. Though I did think maybe you were going to describe something to cure the condition for which thumbwax created the Coyote Ugly Tool. |
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I was really hoping that this would be some form of morning rising aid. Perhaps in conjunction with an alarm clock. |
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yama: try Viagra. *Oh* you meant getting out of bed. |
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<Ray Charles>Hit Pillow Jack and don't you get stuck no more, no more, no more, no more</Ray Charles> |
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Doc, tell us the truth now... you had this problem all the time in the past, and that's why you've opted for the clean-shaven look... |
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Actually, it had more to do with leaving too much hair on my pillow. And in the shower. And in the basin. |
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