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Yeah, a big candelabrum with KC spots. |
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A couple of fluted exhausts for the low notes. |
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Blue LED's on each key, and a UV lamp shining underneath |
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Because lowered (chromed) strings,
optic DVD player, telescopic harps and e-
lectronic immobiliser all add up to a
laudable upgrade package for the aspiring
or otherwise upwardly mobile
concert pianist with money to burn. One who's
keen to make an impression on his
stunned audience.
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Good to see you back [etherman]! |
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I used to know a piano pimp. |
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I used to know a bicycle pimp. |
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I used to pimp my bicycle: |
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"20p a ride. Wheelies extra." |
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Are we pimping things again? |
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Nice to see you around [etherman]. Nice idea, but the presence of pimpings precludes me from pampering with pastries. Neutral vote. |
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I used to pump my bicycle (tires)... |
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What [hidden] said - the last time we pimped stuff we ended up with "Pimp my pimp my pimp" or some such sillyness. Good to see you [em], I had you down as MIA. |
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we're almost there with the computerized/player piano. |
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[etherman], you sure do have a lot of personal clout here on the halfbakery, to get away with such a lame echo on a tired theme.... |
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It wasn't so long ago that this would have been "pump my piano" - my grandparents had a player piano that used air pressure to read the piano rolls, and a "vorsetzer" to play the keys. Stylin! |
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We're getting close to a potential 'wankel piano' idea. |
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Pimple My Piano - you can burst them during the interval
(sister idea of the Acne Organ) |
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Or for air-powered keyboardists - Pimp my Organ. |
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I take it the slippery slope never slid us as far as "Pimp my wimple"? |
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The man who brought us the Braille Beard is back! |
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[calum] No, but it got as far as "Pimp my Pimple" |
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John Cage pimped the piano pretty good... and Annea Lockwood burned pianos & left them outdoors in piano gardens... |
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i'd like some neon lights for underneath my bosendorfer. +bun. |
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