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Rule 1 > The first rule of Piss Club is, you do not talk about Piss Club.
Rule 2 > The second rule of Piss Club is, you DO NOT talk about Piss Club
Rule 3 > Any annotation is fair game, though some annotations are more fair game than others.
Rule 4 > A claim, once made, may be refuted by posting
a [link] to disprove it.
Rule 5 > [Link]s should be somehow, tangentially, remotely, possibly relevant, at least in this universe and if you squint and hold your head just right.
Rule 6 > Any idea that appears to be intended to be remotely serious is to be treated as nonsense, and vice versa.
Rule 7 > Any error of grammar will be pissed upon mercilessly, until it either floats away or is so deep in piss that no-one is willing to go anywhere near it.
Rule 8 > This line has been left intentionally blank.
Rule 9 > Incorrect spelling and grammar (Notwithstanding recognised differences between US spelling and grammar and that used by the Rest of the Civilised World™) will not be tolerated.
Rule 10 > If you are a newbie at Piss Club, you will be pissed.
Halfbakery_20Poker
[normzone, Oct 01 2009]
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I reject your reality, and substitute my own! (Neutral) |
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I too reject your reality but, not having one of my own, also substitute [21Quest]'s. |
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Your alternate reality is a crock, which leaves you without a pot to piss in, my friends. |
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'tis better not to have a pot than to be the pot. |
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Rule 11 > Bulleted, or other indication in lists shall have consistent demarcations. |
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At least we have a crock to cook our food in. You can *have* the
pisspot, we'll just Halfbake a urinal and laugh at you. |
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I googled for "piss club" but am reluctant to post the link to the youtube hit. |
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I saw that and steered away from it, too. |
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Perspicacious pissing should commence during or immediately prior to
a "happy cuddle", thus diffusing any naive presumptions of communal
geniality. |
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I've been sickened to my stomach by the recent outbreak of gratuitous niceness and cuddly-feely canoodling of newbies we've seen here this week. Excuse me, while I go vomit into my hands. |
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[UB]'s 2010 New Year Resolution: "No more Mr Nice Guy" ? |
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Go try and get [waugs] back [UB]. Tell him you're reforming the band. |
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I might just do that. How do you feel about doing a rendition of Respect, in a chicken joint? |
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{Respect was used by the one against the band - but details, details...} |
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It's dark, I'm using a smartphone, I've had a bottle of red and it's midnight at the end of a huge week. You're right. Which way to Chicago? I hate fuckin' Illinois nazis. |
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// I hate fuckin' Illinois nazis // |
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Well it's that, or pay twenty bucks for a motel room to sleep in. |
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Just checking - it's 106 miles to Chicago. You've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and youe're wearing sunglasses - right ? |
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Go, go, go ! Princess Leia is right behind you, she's got an M-16 and she's REALLY pissed off. .... |
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Well, it was dark and Princess Leia had an FGM-148 Javelin. |
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Feisty ... that's a GOOD word. Unless of course the feisty female in question is packing some serious BCSW and its THAT time of the month .... |
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