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Scene: Winter Solstice, 5pm. Everyone heading for the trains/buses/ferries on their way home from work in the gloaming, each carrying a lit torch and a pitchfork.
There's a light, over at the...
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...South-West Trains head office (everyone knows this contains evil) |
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gloaming is at 3.45 on the winter solstice where I live. Wouldn't this be funnier if it occurred on various random days all throughout the year? perhaps organised by the trade unions to ensure a reasonably high turnout. |
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UpHellyAa. Perhaps the Shetlanders have baked this already? |
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"The darkness must go
Down the river of night's dreaming
Flow morphia slow
Let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life"
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Croissant! If only because I was in need of a new song to hum today.... |
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Have you ever tried getting on a bus while carrying a lit torch and a pitchfork? |
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No fun unless we get to burn down/kill something/someone. |
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The fire alarms in the Underground would all go off, too. Imagine the racket... Excellent idea! |
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"Fire bad!" - waugenstein's monster |
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Okay, rubber pitchforks and battery operated torches. |
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And it should be an all-day thing; something that gets repeated over and over until a symbolic 'monster' is turned over to the crowd.
Employees should gather outside the bosses office and grumble until he comes out with a box of doughnuts. Crowd around the parking attendant until he 'releases' the cars. Board the bus and demand to be taken to Transylvania. Etc. |
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Unaware of the new tradition, hunchbacks fire up their smelting pots . . . |
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Obligatory "Fire! Fire! I am Cornholio!" Post |
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every day is pitchforks and torches day. Except when it's ducking and burning day. They're all witches you know. |
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was that trolling? talk about give a troll a bad name and burn him... |
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I imagine there would be fewer suicide bombers, if everyone was carrying a pitchfork. |
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