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If you've ever watched any of those documentaries like "Traffic
- Resurrection" or "Park Wardens - Shoot to Kill", you'll know that
passers by, and often the offenders themselves, have pixellated
Now, thank's to Max'sMaxMixedMasks (inc), you too can preserve
whilst also appearing to be in the background of an
interesting police-v-motorist compilation documentary.
Weighing a mere 1.5kg*, the Max'sMaxMixedMasks (inc) PixelMask
has a small video camera on the back of the headband, and a
light sensor on the front, allowing the onboard processor to
the correct pixel values for your face (even those tricky "edge
pixels") under any conditions of lighting. This pixel pattern is then
displayed on a group of 30 rectangular OLEDs which form the flat
face of the mask.
Already own a Max'sMaxMixedMasks (inc) PixelMask? Then why not
accessorize with a pair of PixelPanties for that ever-so-censored
Japanese pornstar look?
Already halfbaked? [phoenix, Jun 07 2010]
||Wing-assisted incline running, of course.
||My solution: a cylinder which fits over the person's head. The cylinder is made of an array of fresnel lenses. The cylinder would have a slit to see out through.
||//seems a bit complicted//
Many thanks, [xavier]
||//What's a "Wair"?//
You'd have to ask our marketing department about that. I'm
just the ideas man.
Or be squair?
||"What's a "Wair"?"
It's like a henway.