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Plastic-Powered Pooper Scooper Fleet

Remove the drastic plastic
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The Great Pacific Garbage Patch is estimated at 10 million square kilometres, where discarded plastic trash is caught in the North Pacific Gyre (a sort of slow whirlpool in the middle of the Pacific Ocean).

In places, the concentration of plastic is in excess of 40,000 pieces of plastic per square kilometre... forming an area of ecological disaster that is killing massive numbers of seabirds and other marine creatures. Midway Island has beaches that are basically 3-6 feet of garbage.

What I'm proposing is a fleet of trawlers that deliberately net this crap and incinerate it at very high temperatures, using the energy generated to power the incinerator and the ship. In the process there will be a substantial bycatch of fish that can be used for foodstuffs if sufficiently uncontaminated by PCBs, etc.

Funding the project is a simple matter of a 0.1c levy per plastic bag, plastic bottle and plastic butane lighter sold. There are about 750 billion plastic bags made each year; Roughly the same number of plastic bottles and about 10 billion plastic lighters are also produced every year. That's 1,500,000,000,000 items, which would yield $1.5B for the project, at the rate of duty I have proposed.

Hell, it could even give the Japanese whaling fleet some good publicity and a useful task.

UnaBubba, Oct 09 2008

The GPGP, in a little detail http://www.theecolo...asp?content_id=1169
[UnaBubba, Oct 09 2008]

Some serious info about plastic contamination in the North Pacific. http://www.mindfull...ic-Central-Gyre.htm
[UnaBubba, Oct 09 2008]

Ocean Cleaning Robots Ocean_20Cleaning_20Robots
[django, Oct 11 2008]

Make an island Garbageland
[Voice, Oct 13 2008]


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       It's only going to re-accumulate though. *sigh*   

       Salt water plastics won't be good for the boilers too, but yeah, the levy would pay for maintenance.
Texticle, Oct 09 2008
  

       I thought about this again, while I was in the shower. A solar-powered plasma furnace would overcome the water and salt issues.
UnaBubba, Oct 09 2008
  

       /A solar-powered plasma furnace/   

       Sounds far-fetched. Elaborate, if you please.
Texticle, Oct 09 2008
  

       Point enough mirrors, reflecting sunlight, at one point and you get temperatures between 4,000 and 11,000deg C. That's roughly the surface temperature of the sun... plasma furnace that I propose to use to vaporise and ionise plastics, rendering PCBs and dioxins into individual atoms and therefore safe.   

       Plasma is really just ionised gas, and can therefore exist at temperatures from near absolute zero, to room temperature (in a plasma TV) up to about 1 x 10^18deg K, in a magnetic fusion environment.
UnaBubba, Oct 10 2008
  

       //Point enough mirrors//
Old AOL CD-ROMs?
coprocephalous, Oct 10 2008
  

       That's probably the best use for them.
UnaBubba, Oct 10 2008
  

       if only there was a clean way to burn it with no nasty byproducts but then we wouldn't be throwing it away would we? If you could cleanly, cheaply, and effectively, incinerate plastic waste we wouldn't be having this problem.
WcW, Oct 10 2008
  

       whatcha wanna do is separate out the hydrogen, use that for fuel, and dump the rest back in the ocean (carbon, bit of sulphur, some chlorine, mostly).
FlyingToaster, Oct 10 2008
  

       Thoroughly baked, by me [link].
django, Oct 11 2008
  

       You're right, [django]. I missed your post. I even found the discussion had covered the idea of plasma gasification of the waste.   

       I'll take this down tomorrow if you wish.   

       Please feel free to take any part of the idea or discussion here and incorporate it into your idea. It's an issue that is too important to ignore.   

       //if only there was a clean way to burn it with no nasty byproducts //
There is, look into plasma gasification, [WcW].
UnaBubba, Oct 11 2008
  

       No [UnaBubba], let it be, there's some differences between your and my idea, for sure. That's why it's "half"-baked anyways.   

       Not getting my croissant, though :-)
django, Oct 11 2008
  

       You got mine. I'll set Dubbel Zout Man loose on you!   

       You're right about the differences. Mine uses existing technology and otherwise ecologically destructive fishing and whaling fleets to implement a fully funded collection scheme to clean up the plastic.   

       Most of the plastic in the ocean probably comes from the dubious practice of dumping at sea, or failing to prevent pollution in rivers being freely discharged to sea.
UnaBubba, Oct 11 2008
  

       Why don't we organise a competition, [UnaBubba]. An X-Prize for the technology that succeeds in cleaning up most. The battble between the ferocious Plastic-Powered Pooper Scooper Fleet and the sneaky Ocean Cleaning Robots. Eh.
django, Oct 12 2008
  

       I have other things to actually do. Some of them earn me money.
UnaBubba, Oct 12 2008
  

       I get the impression it would be quite difficult. When is the last time you saw a picture of this Texas-sized garbage patch?   

       It's not a thick layer of crust on the top of the water.
mylodon, Oct 12 2008
  

       Fishing trawlers don't exactly head for a patch of ocean that is thick enough with fish to walk upon, either. They've found fine particles of plastic as deep as 2700m (10,000ft) in places.
UnaBubba, Oct 12 2008
  

       Fishing trawlers don't have to sieve for fine particles of plastic either.
mylodon, Oct 12 2008
  

       They can if you want them to. It's merely a question of mesh size.
UnaBubba, Oct 13 2008
  

       Rather than incineration, I suggest re-forming the plastic into expanded foam. Extrude this into sheets and tow it to the Arctic as subsitute ice sheet. The polar bears will have somewhere to rest, and the albedo of the surface will be similar to ice.
BunsenHoneydew, Oct 13 2008
  

       The smaller the mesh size, the more energy required to sieve.
mylodon, Oct 13 2008
  

       The smaller the mesh size, the more plastic you catch, the more energy you can generate.
UnaBubba, Oct 13 2008
  

       I think evolution will handle it the same way it has handled oxygen, rocks, CO2, and other things in the environment. Soon we will see jellyfish posing as plastic bags, baby fish shaped like cigarette butts, fish that can dissolve and use the high energy content of plastic trash, plastic-bottle carnivours, and so forth. And whats more, they will evolve to avoid human contact! In the oceans there will be huge groups of animals that live solely for our garbage.
Voice, Oct 14 2008
  

       Are you aware of how many generations it takes for that sort of morphology to occur?
UnaBubba, Oct 14 2008
  


 

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