Play Noose

It has come to my attention that children in many areas of the world have developed a sort of game whereby they simulate the hanging of Saddam. This is a very grave situation, for sure, as some children have died in the process (see link). I think it would be entirely hypocritical for a parent to dissuade their children form playing this game and then continuing with the saturation of the original event's details at the dinner table. If you are a politically minded parent, you might consider this toy.

The play noose looks just like a real noose, except that it is made of two pieces of rope instead of one piece. The first piece attaches to the ceiling or whatever and it contains all those loops. The second piece fits around the neck of the gamer. The two pieces connect with a fitting assembly that unlocks at the onset of tension past a few pounds. In this way, the noose can be worn and will even provide a little bit of tug when the user falls, but it will disconnect before a dangerous amount of body weight is suspended.