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The little porn that I've seen is of truly crappy quality, with poor production values and soundtrack.
If it was teletexted it would surely make more sense, especially as most of it seems to have been dubbed over the original Polish/German English.
Perhaps television sets could be built with
Babelfish included.
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Remember the old newsreels that began with a model plane circling the globe? I think all edited porn should have a small TV set icon slowly spinning on one corner … forever eliminating thoughts of "is this faked, or are people really doing that?" |
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tangent-ish: I'm wondering when the first CGI animated porn production will be made. Probably too expensive to do now, but in a few years time, I imagine it will happen. Maybe it will star Little Bo Peep from Toy Story. |
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A ripe business opportunity: Porn Move Transcript Service. But you'd need good lip readers. |
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Go the Babel fishes, i thinks that everyone should be entitled to babel fishes |
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I believe I already seen what porn teletext would look like back when I was a student in the 80s. There was animated porn for the BBC Micro, which used the same graphic set as UK teletext. It was had high enough resolution to shock and amuse, which was the sole purpose of this rather sorid programme. |
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[qb], I've got this image in my head of lip readers just having no idea what those moving lips are saying <g> |
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[Peter], thanks. I didn't think of that. |
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