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This idea sounds very fun. Imagine the look on the face of the Nun at the till: 'Ooooh, Big Bernard Bresslaw Not-Hissing Air!' |
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Alternatively, one could send Bernard for the yeast. |
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Although at that rate this might take some time. |
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Could it have 'skipping' mode for certain stages? |
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Could there also be a Sid James model with 'dirty laugh' feature, or a Charles Haughtrey for narrower check-out aisles? |
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... and a Hatty Jacques for wide aisles. |
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I was going to suggest a Jack Douglas for getting rounds in down the pub, but he would keep throwing the beer over his shoulder. |
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I am cornfooz. Is this some UKoGBaNI thing? |
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'fraid so.
"Carry On" movies. Curiously British smutty humour from the 20th century. For some reason, they never exported as well as Benny Hill. |
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I'd so buy a portable Benny Hill. Be great fun at parties, in locker rooms, at the all-girls academy... |
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I'm currently renting portable Frankie Howerds for wedding ceremonies. |
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Available in two models: "Toga" or "Older" |
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I have three of the Howerd "Toga" models - it makes for a good night in just watching them out-"Ooh missus" each other. Although I also use one Derek Griffiths for variety. |
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Americans: please hold, am still trying to compute your equivalent... |
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...maybe we Halfbake: obscure cultural icon translator? |
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...does every country have its own Brian Cant? |
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But Roger Cobb is indeed transcendental! |
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(ohchrist whathave I done) |
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