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Post more computer programming ideas so I can excuse my constant access of this site while I'm at work.

"See, boss, I was getting advice on dynamic memory allocation for untyped variable arrays..."

Like he knows what that means, right? Point is, if it looks technical, I'm OK.


globaltourniquet, Apr 30 2001

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       Just open a second window and keep it on an actual programming idea-type in some words in an annotation box- leave them there... Have your much more important regular window doing the actual search and rescue and/or destroy missions

thumbwax, Apr 30 2001
  

       Mayday Mayday Mayday. Please, for the love of god(dess) and/or jutta don't open a 2nd or a 3rd or a 16th account.

thumbwax, Apr 30 2001
  

       I vow to remain singular. Besides, could you really mistake my unique charm if I did clone myself that way?

globaltourniquet, Apr 30 2001
  

       Well I'm half-way there already. I ensure that all my programming is done half-assed.

globaltourniquet, May 01 2001
  

       ravenswood--Better still, skins for Excel, Access, WordPerfect, Visual Basic, Visual C++, etc. Oooo, that would be neat. The other day the Division Director stuck his head around the corner unexpectedly and I had an Excel spreadsheet up checking the feasibility of a Hyper Diaper for disposing of baby poo. He didn't catch the significance of the of the numbers, but it was a close call.

Dog Ed, May 01 2001
  
      
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