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Roland chuckled inwardly, at what he was about to do, as he backed the truck up to the mail collection box.
Alighting from the truck, he walked around to the rear of the vehicle and opened the doors then climbed up into the back of the vehicle.
A minute or so later he restarted the truck and headed
to the next mailbox, to stuff it completely full with randomly addressed packages, each containing a can of spiced ham.
This new job, working for Hormel Corporation, was kinda fun. Next week he was to move up to the bulk delivery section, shipping semi-trailer loads of packages directly through every post office and mail centre in the country.
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Why? Actually, what? What //field// is being leveled? Isn't this needlessly expensive and therefore bad for the environment? [+] for weirdness. |
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Of course it's pointless and bad for the environment. It's also bad for spiced pigs, I would venture. |
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Off with the Spammer's head. |
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Also, Mr [UnaBubba], you can be most helpful in a matter of Nigerian national importance. There is a secret caché of pork luncheon meat worth many of your millions. All we need is a small donation to buy enough pastry to pay bribe the security guards... |
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So it's a cache pig. That's unusual. It's usually cattle. |
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Yeah - and it isn't cheep either, certainly no poultry sum anyway. |
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So a reverse postal, so to speak. A postal in reverse?
A poke in a pig, a blanket in a pig, a pig in a postman's
pocket, almost? Sure+. |
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Not that kind of "postal', but similar. |
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