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Potato Chip crunchiness and especially the crinklyness of the bags
are being used world over as an aural savannah, with decoy
occlusion, and the use of cover, in order to support unconscious
mating related behavior. One problem? We're leaving deaf people
of the equation. We
need to be able to transcribe with accuracy
detail, the exact landscape of potato chip bag crinkling in order
the Deaf community may recieve it visually or some other way and
can this gain access to our conversation and for the playing field
The first step in this process should be a public awareness
led by a coalition of hot psychology undergrads and some rich old
advertising folks who have no morals, but are getting close to the
ends of their careers spent making this unconscious aural potato
Savannah possible, and want to give back to the system or just get
back at old employers.
The consciousness campaign only need take some video of random
lunch room or office behavior where potato chip crunching or bag
crinkling bullying plays a part, in other words any lunch room or
office behavior at all, and annotate it, and then advertise it.
No use in trying to only get people to stop using potato chip bag
crinkling because this is only the tip of the ice berg. Better to
folks conscious of it through a detailed visual display that can be
read by the Deaf and DeafBlind communities too.
Baked differently, but perhaps more interesting
What fun! [Vernon, Jan 13 2016]
||Scrrch - rch - kkk - fkkfkfkfk - sststt chchchckc
||Sorry I didn't hear wat you were saying.
||Actually, topological modelling of what happens when you scrunch and how this propagates as pressure waves in the air, is quite interesting and complicated maths.
||[JHC], this may only be a 3 on your personal
weirdometer, but I'm reading it as an 8.
||Which deserves a bun, of course. [+]
||Brings WTF to a whole 'nother level.
||+ I like it, but think that potato chips should come in cube-shaped boxes.