Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Potemkin Office
Business As Usual.
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I stood in the middle of the office, listening to the rhythm of computer keyboards, printers, copiers... the gurgle of the water cooler... the soft hum of the air conditioner. I could hear the sound of a small group of women singing "Happy Birthday" to someone named Carol, off to my left. The smell of coffee and chocolate cake was tantalising. I breathed deeply.

This was my business!

No-one would suspect that the cubicles hid machines that simply made those sounds; that the people striding purposefully from cubicle to office and back were paid actors.

The staff were all off running their own businesses from other locations while the work, which they never really did anyway, was not being done here.

Nothing would change, and on the off-chance that Mr Bigwig did make an appearance there was little chance he would notice anything amiss.

Of course, none of this came cheap. I took 1/3 of all salaries earned here, from the earners, in exchange for making this straw "village" look realistic.

Next, the military, and those obsolescent battleships.


UnaBubba, Nov 14 2005



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       Don't forget government departments.   

       Oh wait...   

       Aside: I'd be tempted to vote on this if only my votes weren't so impotent. I think I've had one vote work in my halfbakery career.

Texticle, Nov 14 2005
  

       You need to take your voting equipment off to a fertility clinic. Don't be shy.

UnaBubba, Nov 14 2005
  

       Yeah but when those one-in-a-million votes actually work - boy howdy, the feeling is amazing and well worth waiting for.

Texticle, Nov 14 2005
  

       Haven't seen the film, but the office sounds good.

wagster, Nov 15 2005
  

       Office Zinderneuf?

coprocephalous, Nov 15 2005
  

       //1/3 of all salaries earned here// Is that the set rate? Probably worth it, but after taxes, I'd be making half or less of gross salary. I guess with all my new free time I could get a part-time job.

sleeka, Nov 15 2005
  

       You certain a scarecrow wouldn't suffice?

RayfordSteele, Nov 15 2005
  

       Manager of straw.

UnaBubba, Nov 15 2005
  

       We are the hollow men We are the stuffed men Leaning together Headpiece filled with straw. Alas! Our dried voices, when We whisper together Are quiet and meaningless As wind in dry grass Or rats' feet over broken glass In our dry cellar   

       Shape without form, shade without colour, Paralysed force, gesture without motion ......   

       This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.   

       The Hollow Men (edited version) T. S. Eliot (1925)

xenzag, Nov 19 2005
  

       Oh you who turn the wheel and look to windward, consider Phlebas who once stood tall and handsome as you...   

       ...did you know that T.S. Eliot is an anagram of toilets?

wagster, Nov 19 2005
  

       Did I mention I owned one of these offices for two years?   

       [xz] Thanks for the memory, I used to love that poem as a kid.

Zuzu, Nov 19 2005
  

       Wagster - did you know that: "Consider Phlebas" is an anagram of "penis scab holder" ? - thought not.

xenzag, Nov 19 2005
  

       No I didn't, thanks for making me that little bit more educated.

wagster, Nov 19 2005
  

       Fantastic, good laugh... Methinks pastry all round [+]

Mr Phase, Nov 20 2005
  

       Did you all know that Jeremy Irons is an anagram of Jeremy's iron?

sleeka, Nov 21 2005
  

       Jeremy's Iron? Where's the apostrophe? I actually work in one of those offices, on certain days.

UnaBubba, Nov 21 2005
  


 
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