When you move out, leave a spare key with us. If your ex-landlord doesn't return your security deposit, we'll throw a series of parties in your ex-space. We charge for admission to these parties, but our clientele pays gladly because they know they'll have a good time. Specifically, they know they'll have a good time trashing the place. We encourage them to go wild painting the walls, kicking the doors, and offering blood sacrifices to their dread gods on the carpet.

We send you half the proceeds from the parties. So you get some of your money back and the satisfaction of knowing that your scheming ex-landlord has not profited from his crime.