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Pressurized Condom

 Pop them open like Pillsbury Dough
 
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Condom that comes in a paper cylinder that when peeled, pops open the condom in a ready-to-use form
—Amishman35, Apr 19 2002

Not in a cylinder, but it does pop open http://www.news24.c...346_1251744,00.html
and it definitely qualifies as ready-to-use. Translated from the original Afrikaans, which I didn't realize had a word for "destigmatize". [DrCurry, Sep 06 2002]

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       Is there a risk it would blow my wad?
—FarmerJohn, Apr 19 2002
   

       I'm unsure exactly what this means.   

       I was hoping it would be a condom that exerted, say, 0.75 atm. of pressure, until I realised that ejaculation in those conditions could reverse through the sytem and blow your brains out, 'specially if you were thinking with the wrong head at the time.
—UnaBubba, Apr 19 2002
   

       Pop goes the weasel?
—phoenix, Apr 19 2002
   

       From a Trojan man to a Pillsbury Dough boy?   

       I'm not sure what this means either. If you wanted a condom to be unrolled before wearing, it would make sense, but I don't think you do.
—jutta, Apr 19 2002
   

       That's what I thought, then I got all confused about the paper cylinder, and since I don't know how it would relate to Pillsbury Dough (which I assume to some sort of premixed bread dough for wannabe crafty types who make their own bread, unlike the Amish people, who would never buy premade "English" bread dough...) so I gave up trying to understand it.
—UnaBubba, Apr 19 2002
   

       Maybe it comes prestuffed with crescent roll dough. You know, to hold the shape.   

       I don't think it's healthy to associate that little bastard Poppin' Fresh's stomach-poke laugh with sex, at least not if you expect to be able to use the condom.
—waugsqueke, Apr 19 2002
   

       "ADD THREE INCHES TO YOUR PENIS !!" with all-new "Pressurized Condom".   

       "READ TESTIMONIALS OF SATISFIED USERS !! "
—UnaBubba, Apr 19 2002
   

       The condom is in a ready to use form when it's peeled. You just need to know how to use it after that.   

       DrCurry, good catch on that story. I like the idea, party balloons are a pain to apply...
—StarChaser, Sep 07 2002
   

       A pressurized condom would create the opposite effect from that desired.   

       The visual from the following is worth a good chuckle or a moment of apnea depending on your gender. Evidence lays in the principle that James Cameron, self proclaimed King of the World and titanic scaled filmmaker employed to create souvenir tokens from styrofoam coffee cups for crew mates during scouting expeditions of Titanic.   

       During a few of the Russian procured ROV dives down to the depth of 12,486ft (3.68m) under 4000 atm. the crew added to descending equipment styrofoam coffee cups autographed and decorated by all. Upon completion of the dive the crew retrieved perfect miniatures of the cups they had decorated earlier.   

       Perhaps [Binary Cookies] could recommend suggestions to help with tubes and vacuums.
—hollajam, Sep 07 2002
   

       I'm no expert but somehow I think 12,468ft != 3.68m
—NickTheGreat, Sep 07 2002
   

       Tahnks [NTG] I've passed that on to my keybaord!
—hollajam, Sep 07 2002
   


 

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