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Psychotic Hotline

Call our toll-free number and get a reading today!
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Our genuine, board-certified psychotics will tell you amazing details about your life - they know where you work, they know your children's names, they know what make car you drive, they know the color of your boyfriend's hair.

They know where you live.

$3.99 per minute after the first two minutes. Adults over 18 only, please.

DrCurry, Jan 14 2003

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       Can they transferr you to their colleagues at Paranoids Anonymous at the end of the session ?
8th of 7, Jan 14 2003
  

       baked - its called an ex-husband (or wife)
po, Jan 14 2003
  

       My god, these are my parents!
pluterday, Jan 14 2003
  

       //genuine, board-certified psychotics//   

       Oh, good - I wouldn't want unqualified psychotics picking at the cold pasta meal of my life with the plastic spork of their dangerous mental wrongness...
friendlyfire, Jan 14 2003
  

       Finally a hotline for the rest of us.
-lines-, Jan 14 2003
  
      
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