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Puppy mill
No, not for breeding dogs in squalid conditions... and NO, not for grinding animals into a pulp for any purpose.
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Most "civilized" countries share certain common problems. One of these problems is an overabundance of stray animals, most of which end up getting caught, placed in pounds, and eventually euthanized, because the pounds cannot afford to keep them forever, and they don't get enough exercise in the little cages that are used. Caged animals can run on wheels, and weels large enough for dogs do exist. Wheels would give the animals some exercise, and a little entertainment.

If we're adding wheels though, why not attach them to a generator. We could use gearing mechanisms to hook several wheels in line to a single generator. It would take only fairly simple gearing to ensure that unused wheels remained stationary, and ensure the wheels all turned in only one direction, or ignored wheels that were operating in reverse Slightly more complex gearing might allow the dogs to run in either direction and still power something, but I suspect that pack instincts would lead most of them to go in the same direction anyway.

Let's put some more or less arbitrary figures on this. I've seen folks driving around the neighborhood with their dogs on a leash, and as it is a hard thing to keep a car under 5 miles per hour, let us then assume that an average dog can go five miles per hour. As a random guess, I will suppose that an average dog has a weight of about 50 pounds, and is capable of moving it's own weight at this speed.

So now, since there are 5280 feet in a mile, and sixty minutes in an hour, a dog could probably move at a rate of 440 feet per minute, and as it can move it's own weight, I propose that the average "dogpower" would have an output of 22,000 foot pounds per second. horsepower is 33,000 foot pounds per second, meaning that one dog power is equivalent to 2/3 horse power.

With 1 HP equivalent to 746 watts, and generators operating at about 50% efficiency rounding down, a single dogpower puppy mill should be able to produce about 240 watts of power when in use. This means that about four dogs would be able to produce 1KWH of power whenever they ran together. However, it seems likely that dogs would spend only about 1/3 to 1/4 of their time on wheels anyway, so that 16-20 dogs per continuous kilowatt hour seems like a safer figure.

All the same, 20 dogs is a rather modest number for a pound, and I doubt that a pound with only 20 dogs would need more than 10 60 watt bulbs, so depending on AC needs and other electric requirements, there might be some surplus energy to sell through net metering.

Of course, whether hooking up all the gearing and generators, and maintaining the works would really be worth it is another question... But to my knowledge, dog pounds are not noted for turning a profit anyway, so if they can even defray costs with the setup it might be worthwhile.


ye_river_xiv, Jul 31 2006

dog carts http://hometown.aol...mepage/profile.html
Dogs can pull their own weight... and then some! [ye_river_xiv, Jul 31 2006]

Exercise wheels http://www.sleddogc...ID=6531&whichpage=1
Dogs can use exercise wheels. [ye_river_xiv, Jul 31 2006]

Net Metering Wiki http://en.wikipedia...g/wiki/Net_metering
Wikipedia entry on net metering for electricity [ye_river_xiv, Jul 31 2006]

Solar energy technologies http://www1.eere.en...r/net_metering.html
and net metering [ye_river_xiv, Jul 31 2006]

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       I don't know if I can vote for an idea that's basically animal slave labor. I'm not even a big fan of horse racing.   

       But it is, at least, ineffective (since you'll need more energy to grow food and transport it to the dogs) and unnecessarily complex and expensive.   

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shapu, Jul 31 2006
  

       Yes, I tried that once, but it's hell scraping the hair out of the grindstone.   

       /reads idea   

       Ohhh...

BunsenHoneydew, Jul 31 2006
  

       That's roughly what I said. I would be hesitant about admitting to feeling ill around vets that claim to "euthanise" animals, lest it be taken as verbal consent.

wagster, Aug 01 2006
  

       Oh poor [wags] - too many puppyburgers?

moomintroll, Aug 01 2006
  

       Not yet, but the slippery slope beckons...   

       "Do you know where Sammo is, darling? He was a bit out of sorts this morning."   

       "He's probably just gone to lie in his bed. Would you like relish with that?"

wagster, Aug 01 2006
  

       //Many animals seem to naturally prefer running in one direction anyway.//   

       That sold me. I perfer jumping and dashing.[-]

GumBob, Aug 01 2006
  

       // //Many animals seem to naturally prefer running in one direction anyway.//   

       That sold me. I perfer jumping and dashing.[-] //   

       I've been working on a piston and cam shaft design for those who prefer jumping. Dashing can be done on a wheel.   

       Generally, the animals orient themselves on the wheel in such a way that they can see the front of the cage... the part towards the hallway, and away from the cage wall.

ye_river_xiv, Aug 01 2006
  

       Will the dogs be watching TV chasing digital bunnies?

GumBob, Aug 01 2006
  

       Entertainment options are strictly at the discretion of the individual animal shelters, but as I understand it, Dogs don't recognize two dimensional pictures so... AHA! yet another reason to invent the holographic television!

ye_river_xiv, Aug 02 2006
  

       <dashes away in terror>

GumBob, Aug 03 2006
  

       If a dog wants to run, he/she won't want to run on a wheel, but in a field chasing a small animal.

jellydoughnut, Aug 03 2006
  
      
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