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Thought this was going to be about line dancing. |
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I'm good with it. Can it release a small puff of capsaicin, when activated? |
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Have you gentlemen chosen to forgo the pleasure of unfamiliar breasts against your back ? Simple mathematics shows the gains to outweigh the risks. |
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It would be very effective because who would want to approach a person wearing a harness holding up a pole with a tennis ball hanging from it. |
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I'd hope never to be stuck in a queue in front of Andre Agassi. |
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//the pleasure of unfamiliar breasts against your back//
Ahhhhh! Glances behind me to find sumo wrestler. |
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If the ball was hanging dead centre, then a sufficiently large pair of breasts could potentially outflank the ball on either side. |
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"I'm terribly sorry, I appear to have lodged my ball in your cleavage..." |
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"... now if I could just get the other one in we can have some real fun, can't we, big boy?" |
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I used to wear a leather jacket with spikes along the back for this very reason. The crowding, not the breasts. |
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Would this thing be retractable? I think maybe the queue ball should have a motion sensor to tell when you were not moving so it would know to deploy. Because otherwise, I'm thinking, this ball's all over the place when you're going about your business, where your business excludes standing in a queue. |
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Also, maybe you could sell ad space on the tennis ball. |
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