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Readout All Requirements Eatery - Supervised Thermocouples Every Aspect Kludged
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Having just left the idea linked below, I see a niche market for the most discerning of steak aficionados.

In this dining establishment, your steak of choice is pre-loaded before cooking with wireless thermocouples and internal video cameras at precisely defined layers and locations.

Prices reflect not only the cut and weight of the steak but also the amount of thermocouples and cameras required to be able to appropriately monitor the meat.

Your server offers you a range of cooking profiles that define both the sear factor of the outer layer and the pink factor of the inner. The allowable tolerance deviations are noted in bold print on the menu - unrealistic expectations of process capability are anticipated and discouraged.

Your cooking profile is communicated to the chef, and the thermocouple profiles and camera-communicated color are monitored throughout the cooking process.

For an additional fee, the readouts and video while the food is cooking is available on a laptop at your table.

When your food is ready the readouts of the monitoring devices are printed out alongside the numbers comprising the nominal profile request and delivered with your meal.

Any deviation outside of the posted allowed tolerance zone is noted, and you have the option of having your bill discounted or free drinks.

Of course, you waive all rights to sue in the case of a thermocouple or camera accidentally being left in your meal.

normzone, May 08 2009

With thanks to [toipet] and [csea] Steak_20Compass
[normzone, May 08 2009]

I had to look up "Rosetta Roll" - http://www.speediba...llection/lunch.html
I was certain it was going to be a halfbaked invention that was the key to understanding other rolls... [normzone, May 10 2009]

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       Wow.   

       "Tea. Earl Grey. Hot."   

       //unrealistic expectations of process capability are anticipated and discouraged.//   

       customer: I'll have mine rare on one side, medium well on the other and well done in the center.   

       me: get out.
jaksplat, May 08 2009
  

       We could deliver that, with an insertable heat source, but there will be an additional charge.
normzone, May 08 2009
  

       //the readouts and video while the food is cooking is available on a laptop at your table//   

       I like this. Is there a name for the law that says your steak will be delivered to your table 2 minutes after nipping out for a cigarette?
shudderprose, May 09 2009
  

       [shud]'s law?
up_on_cloud_nine, May 09 2009
  

       The steak telemetry could be bluetoothed to your phone so you can use it for a future profile.
bigsleep, May 09 2009
  

       I'm going to have to line an economical supplier of insertables - we're going to go through a lot of them.   

       And it will be a restaurant with an IT guy ;-)
normzone, May 09 2009
  

       Does that include "Take the horns off, wipe its ass, and put it on a plate, Horseradish that clears the mucus and leads you to discover new parts of your sinuses, Coke and Chips"?   

       If so, [+], oh, and a Rosetta Roll, please - better make it 2, actually
Dub, May 10 2009
  

       I've heard that recipe called for in truck stops - those colorful outposts of civilization.
normzone, May 10 2009
  

       Ah, so we may have met?!
Dub, May 10 2009
  

       [normzone,linky] Yes, the one I meant allows you to translate between up to 3 known, and one unknown bready-snack form
Dub, May 10 2009
  

       It is refreshing to know I'm not the only one that gets bent out of shape when a steak, ordered medium rare, is served rare (or medium, for that matter). This idea is technologically sound, yet seems, as all technology does, to undermine the true craftsmen of their respective fields.   

       [+] served cooked to your preference (more or less).
MikeD, May 10 2009
  

       Steak for people with too much money and not enough sense to fire up the backyard grill, then?   

       Sure, sounds OK. More charcoal for me.
shapu, May 11 2009
  

       Yeah. I don't order steak out, because I like my own cooking better than anything I've ordered so far.
normzone, May 11 2009
  
      
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