h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Having contemplated having a vasectomy recently I was horrified to discover the need for a sharp knife and a needle in the procedure...
Now when I have an x-ray, the people taking it go and stand outside and cover my parts with a lead shield.....
Err...it's coming to me....
Can't we make
4 out of this 2 and 2? Can't there be a device which obliterates my sperm good and proper without the need for invasive surgery?
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They use ultrasound to break up kidney stones, so it could be fiddled with to explode your testicles, though that would probable be more painful than getting the 'chop-chop snip-snip'. |
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<stupid guy story>Instructions to the patient are to shave the required area the night before the vasectomy. Clumsy me, I cut myself. Doctor, next day: "Oh, I see you started without me."</stupid guy story> |
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<grins> They don't do it for you anymore? |
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Ultrasound can break up kidney stones because they're crystals. I don't think it'd work on the squishy bits involved here...I have heard of a procedure that uses radio/microwaves to cauterize the female fallopian tubes, and I THINK it's sometimes done for men, but there's a vas deferens between them... |
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Oh, StarChaser, that was truly Halfwitted (and I DO mean that in a good way) |
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Would you have any anasthetic? The procedure would
hurt a lot. Use the old style "snip" or fishbone the idea. |
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um, i know i'm late for this... but i'm the newbie. |
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guys reproduce sperm at an amazing rate! all an x-ray would do is kill a few days' supply or damage the sperm, causing birth defects. |
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bottom line: not permanent, not very effective, and possibly dangerous to offspring. |
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