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RastaMan ®

Calming everyone, wherever he goes.
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Description:
Dreadlocks, brightly coloured tea cosy on his head, pockets full of magic herbs, ghetto-blaster playing Bob Marley, very mellow and just a little paranoid. Smells funny, has a scruffy six-day-old beard.
Sometimes seen with his girlfriend, Sweet Mary Jane.

Special Powers:
Whoa mon!, be slowin' down now, would you like some o' dis pizza?
Can calm a rioting crowd down much like an apiarist subdues a hive of bees.

UnaBubba, May 23 2001

The Congos http://www.cafepres...aspx?storeid=congos
(top right) The mousepad that RastaMan uses. Sorry I had to get a Congos link in. <unashamed promotion>See also www.thecongos.com, and buy "Heart of the Congos" while you're at it</unashamed promotion> [hippo, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Ali G http://www.booyaka.co.uk/alig/
This man is the alternative of Rastaman [BartJan, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]

Ðàñòàìàíñêèå íîâîñòè http://rastaman.tales.ru/
Ïðèâåò îò Ãàéäóêà! [LoriZ, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]

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       ...and his sidekick: ganjah-boy!
mihali, May 23 2001
  

       arch-nemesis: PhilanderingAlcoholicRepublicanMan
globaltourniquet, May 23 2001
  

       ooh [mihali] - beat me to it!
hippo, May 23 2001
  

       Can you give me his phone number? I'd like a date..... ;-)
Susen, May 23 2001
  

       Sure, 555-DavesNotHereMan
UnaBubba, May 23 2001
  

       Lesser-known powers: can hold breath for extended periods of time, transforms into Buffalo Soldier when captured, can clobber opponents with swinging dreadlocks. Didja see the one where PhilanderingAlcoholicRepublicanMan sends his cellphone-weilding operatives to shut down the Florida recount? Rastaman wades right in and hits 'em with a blast of his Toke Gun, and they all wander off looking for a cool place to lie down and, hey man, maybe some Doritos...
jurgen, May 23 2001
  

       An' a slow day in heaven at that, mon.
UnaBubba, May 25 2001
  

       Like the Golden Age Vision, can appear and disappear through the medium of smoke. Ally of Maximum Lawman Judge Dreads. Ond 'e make a mean bossin' jerk, mon!
The Military, Jun 17 2001
  

       oh dear god.....this reminds me of my school holiday in Normandy, france a couple of months ago...there was a rasta type stall so i bought 2 huuuuge bob marley flags amongst other rasta things ( ahem )i then used the flags as capes and ran around calling myself rasta woman....beacause of this i wond the award the were doing for happiest person of the week ( wonder what was making me so happy - ask ganja boy about that one ) Roisin- Kazs' sister
kaz, Aug 13 2001
  

       Am I the only person who now expects to see this on Fox Kids within the next 6 months....
CasaLoco, Aug 13 2001
  

       I would have thought his nemesis would be Vector Man.
benfrost, Aug 14 2001
  

       I could swear I saw a "streaming freedom video" on the airwaves over Detroit in November of 2000. I don't remember if it was on the local fox channel or not.
LoriZ, Feb 03 2002
  

       Forget about PhilanderingAlcoholicRepublicanMan. There's George Bush.
Pericles, Feb 22 2003
  

       Then there's Silvio Berlusconi: PastaMan.
UnaBubba, Dec 03 2004
  

       And I thought his nemesis would be Fastaman.
wagster, Dec 04 2004
  

       If the West Indies have RastaMan, can the East Indies have Caste-a-Man?
Cuit_au_Four, Dec 05 2004
  

       And the guy who publishes all of the travel magazines, Nast-a-man.
UnaBubba, Dec 05 2004
  

       Wo-oah, not the Taliban,
Just a peaceful Rasta-man,
I'm a Rasta-man in New York.
  

       (with thanks to the Mystic Revealers)
david_scothern, Dec 15 2006
  


 

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