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Description:
Dreadlocks, brightly coloured tea cosy on his head, pockets full of magic herbs, ghetto-blaster playing Bob Marley, very mellow and just a little paranoid. Smells funny, has a scruffy six-day-old beard.
Sometimes seen with his girlfriend, Sweet Mary Jane.
Special Powers:
Whoa
mon!, be slowin' down now, would you like some o' dis pizza?
Can calm a rioting crowd down much like an apiarist subdues a hive of bees.
The Congos
http://www.cafepres...aspx?storeid=congos (top right) The mousepad that RastaMan uses. Sorry I had to get a Congos link in. <unashamed promotion>See also www.thecongos.com, and buy "Heart of the Congos" while you're at it</unashamed promotion> [hippo, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Ali G
http://www.booyaka.co.uk/alig/ This man is the alternative of Rastaman [BartJan, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
Ðàñòàìàíñêèå íîâîñòè
http://rastaman.tales.ru/ Ïðèâåò îò Ãàéäóêà! [LoriZ, May 23 2001, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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...and his sidekick: ganjah-boy! |
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arch-nemesis: PhilanderingAlcoholicRepublicanMan |
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ooh [mihali] - beat me to it! |
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Can you give me his phone number? I'd like a date..... ;-) |
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Sure, 555-DavesNotHereMan |
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Lesser-known powers: can hold breath for extended
periods of time, transforms into Buffalo Soldier when
captured, can clobber opponents with swinging
dreadlocks. Didja see the one where
PhilanderingAlcoholicRepublicanMan sends his
cellphone-weilding operatives to shut down the Florida
recount? Rastaman wades right in and hits 'em with a blast
of his Toke Gun, and they all wander off looking for a cool
place to lie down and, hey man, maybe some Doritos... |
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An' a slow day in heaven at that, mon. |
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Like the Golden Age Vision, can appear and disappear through the medium of smoke. Ally of Maximum Lawman Judge Dreads. Ond 'e make a mean bossin' jerk, mon! |
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oh dear god.....this reminds me of my school holiday in Normandy, france a couple of months ago...there was a rasta type stall so i bought 2 huuuuge bob marley flags amongst other rasta things ( ahem )i then used the flags as capes and ran around calling myself rasta woman....beacause of this i wond the award the were doing for happiest person of the week ( wonder what was making me so happy - ask ganja boy about that one ) Roisin- Kazs' sister |
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Am I the only person who now expects to see this on Fox Kids within the next 6 months.... |
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I would have thought his nemesis would be Vector Man. |
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I could swear I saw a "streaming freedom video" on the airwaves over Detroit in November of 2000. I don't remember if it was on the local fox channel or not. |
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Forget about PhilanderingAlcoholicRepublicanMan. There's George Bush. |
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Then there's Silvio Berlusconi: PastaMan. |
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And I thought his nemesis would be Fastaman. |
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If the West Indies have RastaMan, can the East Indies have Caste-a-Man? |
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And the guy who publishes all of the travel magazines, Nast-a-man. |
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Wo-oah, not the Taliban,
Just a peaceful Rasta-man,
I'm a Rasta-man in New York. |
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(with thanks to the Mystic Revealers) |
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